Valentines Day??!! Coach purses?? Sushi?? Motorcycle wrecks??!! Lineage? Boobs? BOOBS??!! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

OMG I HAD THIS POST GOING AND BLOGGER FUCKING FROZE UP ON ME SO I HAD TO ERASE IT AND DO IT OVER. SIGH................................. anyway, here I go!

Yah, so I've been lazy, but hell, no one's complaining so I'm just going with it - and what's even more puzzling is that people still come to the blog - but whever floats your boat! So anyway, lemme get started while I still have the time - then I gotta log and get the hell outta here for a bit.

Oh yah, someone said today is Valentines Day. For those of you who don't have a Valentine this year (referring to the guys) it's said that today, 28% of single woman go for the one night stand. You all KNOW what this means right?? Put away those 20 dollar bills boys, cuz it's your lucky day, you bastards!! YOU DON'T GOTTA PAY FOR IT!!! SO GO GO GO GO!!! I'm not being an ass, just trying to be helpful. Ok no, I'm really being an ass muwahahahahaha!


I saw a pretty wicked bike wreck a few days ago - some guy in a green ninja was swerving around trying to get to wherever it was he was trying to get to - he had his helmet on, but that was his only gear. In Cali, it's legal to lane-split (drive between the car lanes) and he was whooshing in and out. He made a whoosh to a far right lane, but for some reason, chose not to stop WHEN A LARGE FOR TRUCK F-250 WAS JUST WAITING THERE AT A RED LIGHT and the biker decided to keep going. Outcome? See the pic above - that's exactly the direction his bike took, but imagine the bike being up off the ground about 3 feet - completely airborne, in the same position as the pic. As for the biker? He did a flying headstand, was completely vertical in the air, upside down, and promptly hit the cement in the exact same direction.

The dude was ok, he was going about 15 mph, but that was some wicked shit to see. The fucker should have been wearing gear. Apparently for him, a tshirt was all the body armor he needed.

Incidentally, because of Valentines Day, my Valentine hinted at wanting one of those COACH purses/bags/wallets - whatever. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS H CHRIST WHY ARE THOSE FUCKERS SO EXPENSIVE??!! A purse made of leather and some fiber is $200.00??!!! WTF were those assholes thinking when they made those damn things??!!

FUCK THAT - I grabbed a used, plastic Walmart bag and took a magic-marker and wrote "COACH" on one side and "DULCE & GABANNA" on the other. That's good enough for me and it sure as hell better be good enough for her.


I was in West Hollywood this past weekend and hit up a joint called Tokyo Delves. Whoa. That's all I have to say. Whoa. Damn that shit was hella fun and GOOD. How can a sushi bar be FUN? Well, simply put, there's a show involved. Like the waiters and the sushi chef's all sing and dance in unison to N'Sync's Bye Bye Bye - you just HAD to be there to get it (yah, it sounds gay and it kinda is gay) but still, it was a LOT of fun - everyone was dancing, getting drunk, eating sushi.

Wait a minute. Dancing. Drinking. Sushi. N'Sync.

OMG what have I done????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Ok, I have absolutley nothing new on the Lineage front - well, I have a LITTLE bit, but I'm going to save that update for tomorrow.

Have a great day kids!

Ciao! Wicked "I'm still paying the 20 bucks for my Valentines date" Liquids