Boobs, I SWEAR! Lineage, I SWEAR! Myah, I SWEAR! And other crap!! I SWEAR! This is going to be a very long post with a lot of stuff !!!

MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kind of. Blah. Take it or leave it. And if you take it, you'll enjoy it and if you leave it, fuck you. Go die. Awwwww lol that's just not nice and shit, 2 lines into my megapost and already I'm swearing like a drunken sailor. But you all like that abuse, right? Right. Good. So, let's begin, shall we? I got lots to write about so I sincerely encourage that you kick back, grab something hot to drink, and read, ok?

Episode 5!

Yes, I said episode 5. I thought they weren't making anymore for Lineage, but either I was grossly mistaken, or I just flat out didn't know. Anyway, before you, I submit pics of a few of the Lastabad based mops. I got these from Gameabout and they're suppose to be in GIF format, but I have no earthly clue if they are going to transfer correctly or not. If not, then I'm sure you all will be able to live with it. If not, then you may go to this link: I like Michael Jackson (LMFAO - ok, which one of you fags clicked the link?)






I was just kidding about that link thing above - it really does take you to the proper Gameabout Link.

Ahhh, must be tournament time somewhere - thought I'd share a few snapshots of some insane tournament play - I wish Dep or Ken or that Server that shall not be Named could do a tournament - that would be some insane fun!


Boobies? Boobies? Ah yes, here are 2 sets - fake blondes? Check. Fake tits? Check. Fake tan? Check? Don't give a fuck? CHECK!



I definitely owe this one to you guys - yes!!! Girl fight!! The pic above doesn't actually represent the link to the cheerleader fight, but I'm willing to guess that's not going to stop you from clicking it anyway, huh? It's a short clip and one chick just gets knocked the FUCK out....hehehe Click this link if you want to see Michael Jackson fighting little boys


ONE more set of boobies just to let you all know I haven't forgotten!


My TRIUPMPHANT RETURN!!! SOUND THE FUCKING HORNS!!!!!!!

Like the title says - my return...KIND OF... I came back for 2 reasons - a good friend is about to hit DK, after playing I think for something like 18 years AND I wanted to check out the new area because everyone's been talking about it. And yes, I'll be canceling my account next month!! hahahaha!! But in the meantime, I been doing a little playing so you can see what all I've been up to. You'll see Phoenix below. Dropped JUNK!


I will not forsake the boobies, so before any of you think I've forgotten, THINK AGAIN!! NOW GO GRAB THAT LUBRIDERM , GO TO THE BATHROOM, TURN ON THE SINK, AND GET TO WORK!!! YOU GOT 10 MINUTES BEFORE DINNER!!! (I only take 2 minutes - haha! nana-booboo - you suck!)

I took a stroll to the old stomping grounds to see if I could find the ho with the SECONDEST biggest ass in the game. Drop junk . Waste my time. Yet I find her addicting........


Ya see, somethings very wrong here: 3 uni's up and no one camping? In fact, I find this daily on Lineage - I've gotten most of the DI bosses alone and I decided against posting a single drop because they were pretty bad - I actually LOST money hunting there, even tagging all the bosses alone. The many times I've gone, I've counted a total of 6 different players that TOTAL from - that's like one player going there per real life day. I dunno - I thought that place was a money maker - now it's just a waste of space on my fucking hard drive.


Ass shot!! Woot! Fooled ya! Boobies coming the next round!


You're thinking, "ZQ AGAIN???!! BUT YOU JUST GOT DONE SAYING YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON HER!!" My response? Shut da fuck up! IGNORE ME, OK??!! hehe - if you all made it this far into my post, then clearly you enjoy the abuse! Yah yah yah, so I went to hit up ZQ again, she dropped a little better this time - what is this Mass Slow book thing? What it do? What it worth? Hello? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? You mom.


I'll be the first to admit, I like the sound effects in the game - I actually enjoy hearing that shit. I like to crank it up, then when you go by a waterfall or something, you hear the water! And that shit makes me wanna pee!!! So when I'm on the boat going to wherever, I turn that down because I don't wanna be getting up every 2 minutes. (And you homo's that don't know how to step away from the comp - we all KNOW why you have that oversized 7-11 Slurpee cup next to your desk. Nasty bastards.) Oh yah, the screenshot. RDS! Woot! What that worth? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Your mom.


If you're getting tired of these gratuitious tit shots..................then go read someone else's blogs. Titties rule. Like your mom.


Spent a little time up in Ivory Tower and got this as a drop. Immune to Your Mom. What this worth? Anyone know? Price check please!!! Seriously, what this worth? On Ebay. Give me EBAY prices ONLY!!


Ok ok ok I swear this is my last tittie picture. I'll stop now. I have a wholesome, family oriented blog to run and it's quite important that I do not upset the right-wing, southern baptists that read my blog.


Yah, ok, I lied.
I was hunting in Fire Valley, killing golem after golem after golem after golem and one of them decided to be nice and shit out a spell crystal thingy that elves used, called Earth Bind Your Mom. Anyone know what this worth? Anyone? Again, ONLY EBAY prices please!

Oh yah, found this douche bag too. I think he drop some candy or something. Oh hell, I don't know - go ask your mom, she knows.


Aight, aight, enough of the mom knocks. I do have a little bit of color commentary - actually not much, but I'm going to spit it out here anyway. You guys remember MYAH??

Well, she lost internet access and had very very little time to post, so she deleted her blog :(

Oh well! I guess we're going to have to go to someone elses blogs for the boobie shots, right? Anyone have any suggestions? Please let me know so that I may officially endorse that blog for the boobie-rightousness award (I made that up). Haha! Suckahs!

Oh, one more boobie shot.

To pretty much summarize my return to Lineage, albeit temporary, I hit up Phoenix. And as you can see by the drop, somethings just will NEVER fucking change.


Did you all seriously think I was going to leave you without a decent fight? Huh? Look below the pic and click the link:

Two girls fighting and this has absolutely no relations to Michael Jackson. But it could cuz I could be lying. Or it could be 2 girls seriously whipping the shit out of each other. Or not. Please click at your own risk. Because if it is Michael Jackson, then you all will be mad at me. But if not, then it will be 2 girls really fighting.

Ummm....

YOUR MOM!

Ciao! Wicked "I'd sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking hit it - I'm not talking about Michael Jackson, you fags....I'm talking about your MOM" Liquids