Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Yes I am alive

and I plan on posting for ya'll soon - probably this weekend!!! Promise!

I think.

If I don't get too drunk.

Or do something too stupid.



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Monday, July 14, 2008

Giddy with excitement!


First of all, ya'll know I picked up this phone a couple of weeks ago:

It's freaking pimp. WAY better than that ghetto-ass ICrap. I love the Instinct - it's by far one of the coolest phones I've ever owned and the functionality is top of the line bad-ass.

I'm also excited about something else I's on it's way, as I'm having it delivered. I've been eyeing televisions now for the last 3 or 4 months - closer to 4 - and my new Samsung Touch of Color model LN46A650 is on it's WAYYYYY!! This fucker is absolutely TOP OF THE LINE and I normally wouldn't have spent so much on a television, but once I saw it in the store, I knew I had to have it. It's the best of the best and should be here sometime early this week; one minor problem I may have is that there's a strong chance I'll need to travel, so it's going to suck if it arrives and I'm out of state.
So, who want's to come over and watch this bad-ass??!!


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Saturday, July 12, 2008

It's Saturday and I'm working..........rawwwwrrrrr....

Believe it or not, I don't have much of a rant today. Unusual, right? In all honesty, I'm tired and want to go home and sleep. But I can't!!!!!

Well, technically, I could, but I need to run out and get some shit done.

Honestly, I have more work to do and I'm procrastinating....not trying to...but meh - you know how it is.

I'll try to hit up another post in a little bit!


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Monday, July 07, 2008

Had to make this post.....

I really don't like Miley Cyrus. Seriously. I don't see what the big deal is about. And saying that she's embarrassed by her photo shoot by Annie Leibowitz? What a crack whore Miley Cyrus is. Annie is a living genius.

Hey Miley; get your teeth fixed and STFU.


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Saturday, July 05, 2008

Emo Saturday......

Hello boys 'n girls, it's Saturday! Yay!!! Time for "story time" by yours truly.....

I woke up this morning, very groggy and tired - at a painful 7:30 in the morning. I can be up late all night, but I'm STILL going to get up at 7:30 OR EARLIER.....grrrrrrr.....

I run my usual errands and by 10:30 this morning, I'm done. So, I grab Tic Tac and we make off to the dog park so I can wear his ass down. We get there and spend a solid hour and a half - him running around, peeing everywhere, and sniffing ass like there's no tomorrow. I run him home and he's knocked out 2 minutes after we get into the apartment - when you're that little, I guess you'd be tuckered out too.

I put him in his kennel and I take off to the mall - yes, I said, THE mall. I hate the fucking mall. But I need clothes and I have no other choice. I park up and step out innate need to mentally pick on people in my heads turns on and goes into full gear.

Here we go...........

I'm walking from my car to the mall when an emo dude walks up in front of me. I stared for a second and thought to myself "What the fuck is up with this guy?" Ya know, personally, I don't care how people dress or act - to each his own....but this guy.....fuck...I wanted to beat his ass silly.

Case in point: Emo dude had on a pair of skinny jeans and a shirt that was 3 sizes to small for him; because he's got a slightly rotund figure, the skinny jeans don't work (and neither did the fucking shirt) they're falling off his ass. Let's recap:

1. Skinny jeans
2. XS shirt
3. Rotund


The only difference was he's not a hot girl.....and the coup de tat?

He had on flip flops.

Teal shirt, black skinny jeans, flip flops...and he was fat.


I realized this could only mean that this was an omen to my trip.

I'm walking along, trying to find my store, minding my own business. I'm absolutely oblivious to who's around me, which is unusual for me as I try to make a mental note of everyone I see - kind of hard to explain - I try to figure people out in 3 seconds or less, which I'm pretty good at, but this time around, I just mentally shut off.

As I'm walking, I notice 4 women in front of me, maybe 15 feet ahead. Now, I wouldn't have normally paid any attention till 2 of them dropped something and all 4 had to bend down to assist. So what's the big deal?

Yeah, you get the fucking point.


Now, the walkway at the mall is fairly wide. But oh noooooooooo boys 'n girls; yours truly and about half a dozen other people had to TURN AROUND and go back where we came from, around the adjacent walkway, then back AROUND to get to where we were going.

Come on.......FUCK.....irritation....feel me?

Sigh....I need video games.....I'll post again later....


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Friday, July 04, 2008

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July.....even though my ass is working...grrrrrr....


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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

So I have this fucking headache.....

....and not quite sure how it appeared. I think there's a strong possibility it's work related. Or not. Not quite sure. I think it's a culmination of restlessness and work related stress. I think I need to get out more. Or do some really good gaming.....or BUY A FUCKING TV SET THAT DOESN'T GIVE ME MIGRAINES AFTER STARING AT IT FOR 2 SECONDS. I'm more inclined to believe it's the first two....but dummy me will go with the TV. But you already knew that!


Ok, imma go play some shit.


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Made you look!

Hahaha! Wassup suckahs??!! Made ya'll look!

Welcome to my REAL blog. Hunker down, get some food, grab something to drink, and get ready to add on 50 fucking pounds.....go ahead...try and read all 1,600 posts....haha!!

I'll update accordingly - and I update randomly. I LOVE to update when I notice something, then ponder the ramifications of the stupidity that just occurred, then whether or not I got a chuckle out of it. If it makes me laugh, it'll be on here.


No, not MJ.

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008


Just a real quick post before I start the work day!

As I mentioned earlier, I've been playing games in my spare time. By the time I get home, I have about 2 hours to myself, which isn't very much - suxors! So I've been playing Warrock.

The game is a lot of fun, but frustrating. It's free to play, but if you want the better weapons and shit, you need to upgrade to a premium account. I've done ok, but in the last month or so, I've really sucked....which really isn't the case....everybody else has higher end weapons and I've got the newb shit. Oh well!

You guys should check it out - it's a lot of fun....but if you worry about being the best or your KDR (Kill/Death Ratio) isn't good, then this game isn't for you.

Have fun!


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