Made you look!

Hahaha! Wassup suckahs??!! Made ya'll look!

Welcome to my REAL blog. Hunker down, get some food, grab something to drink, and get ready to add on 50 fucking pounds.....go ahead...try and read all 1,600 posts....haha!!

I'll update accordingly - and I update randomly. I LOVE to update when I notice something, then ponder the ramifications of the stupidity that just occurred, then whether or not I got a chuckle out of it. If it makes me laugh, it'll be on here.

Ciao!

No, not MJ.

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