OK FINE, THIS IS WHAT...........

I listen to when I play Lineage. It's not Hanson or Alvin and the Chipmunks, which I'm SURE some of you thought I actually did listen to. Dude, how do you fight Death Knight and not die listening to MmmmBop? Ok ok, so anyway, here are the lyrics to one of the songs I listen to below....now bob ya' heads.....

Teen drinking, is very bad Yo I got a fake I.D. though
Yea (Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot), Yea, YeaYo, two step wit' me, two step wit' me
[Verse 1]One, here comes the two to the three to the four
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor
Baby girl ass jiggle like she want more
Like she a groupie and I ain't even on tour
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score
If not I gotta move on to the next whore
Here comes the three to the two to the one
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun
When it come to pop, we do shit for fun
You ain't got one?
Nigga you better run
Now I'm in the back getting head from a hun
While she goin down I'm braggin on what I done
She smokin' my blunt saying she ain't havin fun
Bitch give it back now you don't get none

muwhahahahah...ok, who's gonna go download that song and roll on out to FV? Anyone? No one? Fine, do this baboheads, go download MmmmmmBop and go to FV and tell me how long you last. If you can finish the entire song in your hunt, I humbly bow to you as you are far more tolerant than man. Ciao!

Meteor Strike = 5hp to cast???? 5 hp???!!!! You've got to be kidding me...and only 80 mp??!!! pfffffttttt 

Eh? What the hell is this? A Wind Tear? (heavy heavy sarcasm here kids, yes, I know what they are). Wow, I heard of these things dropping...and yes, I get so bored that I actually go hunt OTHER than Fire Valley or Dragon Valley. Fun fun fun....... 

So, as most of you know, I'm close to being broke. But, being a good little Lineage player that I am, I decided I'm just gonna keep on going till as long as I can take it. So, I hop my ass on over to Forgotten Island for some solo action and run into MichiganElf. LoL! Thanks bro - Peace. 

muwahahahahahahahah....someone of the opposite sex admitting they are wrong??!! This is screenshot worthy. Yessir, it's a rare one and I'll take it ^^ 

I got this awhile back ago - I had no idea they dropped dais. Ndai by the way :\ 

Sup FeanorMAGE! Thanks for the props yo! Right back at ya! 

stupid dragons 

I was recently informed from the Korean websites that they have altered the bunny evolution - when feeding the bunnies fruit of evolution, instead, they now wear LESS armor and morph into the above pic. BUYING ALL RAMIA SCALES - 1 GAZILLION ADENA!!!!

fight fight! 

hahahhaha - suckers! 

AMAZINGLY, THIS GUYS GOT THE SAME HAIR THAT I DO WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING........ 

IF ONLY DIRE WOLVES COULD LOOK LIKE THIS..... 

SORRY 'BOUT NOT POSTING MORE LIN STUFF, CUZ THERE REALLY HASN'T BEEN MUCH SO I FIGURED EVERYONE LIKES PUPPIES, RIGHT? PUPPIES ARE GOOD. SO THEREFORE, I AM POSTING A PICTURE OF A PUPPY TO HOLD YA'LL OVER TILL I CAN GET THE LIN PICS UP TONIGHT. SO ENJOY!!! 

OMG where are the pics??!!!

They'll be here tomorrow with lengthy explanation - I hope :)

^^

He's back again...

That Ebay dude from my previous post is at it again. This time it's a shirt. Here's the link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=57990&item=3932372737&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

It's not as funny as the pen, but still a good read. :)

Funny as hell

Judochop, aka Literary Hero (http://blog.literaryhero.com/) posted this Ebay link on his blog:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3837676332&category=?61784&ssPageName=ADME:B:EF:US:1


You guys want to talk about funny???!! I have never read an Ebay'er write up something like this before in my life and I think it is about as funny as anything I've read in a long time. Go read it guys - you're gonna crack up.

Lineage? eh? What the hell is a Lineage? Is that

OMG Lineage is boring meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I log on and stand in town. That's in. sigh............................I will get motivated. This weekend. I promise I will. Bah


PS - hey dudes - leave Popobigs alone!!! Too much harassment!!!! She's a cutie, but dang guys, ain't none of you gonna score, so knock it the hell off baboheads.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh fudge!!!!!! I didn't install the language packs when I went to the Game Jok site, so I have NO idea what these colored coins are for. Maybe an event?? Sorry dudes - I'll read it tonight and post. Unless, anyone out there know how to install the language packs? 

Woot! Auto-loot

Server Publish 9/22

Sep 21, 2004 02:16 PM EDT
The US Lineage I servers will be brought down for a brief maintenance and publish on Wednesday, September 22nd at 10:00 AM CDT. The content of this publish will include the following:
DetailAll servers:
Addition of the “auto-loot” drop dispersal system as it existed prior to Episode 2.

Introducing....

2 more blogs: Mr. Plouks and Miss Popo. Pretty good blogs. But Popo could use an update or two...UPDATE I SAID \./

No, no server merge, but

there was some casual talk about a server merge. What started out as just a simple idea of merging servers, as usual, got blown out of proportion from some players on the boards and it turned into an actual belief that the servers would merge.

AS OF RIGHT NOW, SERVERS ARE NOT MERGING. HOWEVER, IF YOU GO TO THE BOARDS, THERE A FERVOR GOING ON ABOUT IT.

So please go check the boards. Thanks! Ciao!

More power to LoA

All you LoA players out there, more power to you. Way too many of us have gotten much to involved in a video game. VIDEO GAME I said!!! This is one of the biggest reasons I don't play too much anymore. I went from hardcore Lin player, to a casual one. The ultimate idea is that you play the game to have fun. If there is a server merge, then cool, let it be. If NC gives us an option to go, then I will not. I started on Dep. I'll finish on Dep. If there is a forced merger, then I'll go read a book. Remember what those things are kids? They usually sell them nearby the coffee shops that charge $6 bucks for a cup of coffee. Bah.

Pictoral update coming soon, in addition to 2 more blogs to be added!!! Ciao!

Server Merge!!! LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ok, I'm posting my 2 cents here and not on the boards for this reason - LoA has the SAME type of problems as Dep/Ken - why would you want to merge into them when they got a whole new set of problems? Give up our problems for theirs? Screw that.

As from one of my posts a long time ago - when I run out of money, I'm done with the game. That's that. K?

By the way, has anyone noticed, or it might be just me - but that more and more players think it's more fun to complain about Lineage than play it? Whatever. I'm out. Ciao!

Back from court...

I'm back frrom court. It cost me 2 hours of my time and $10.00. Yes, I said $10.00. sigh.........


ok, on to Lineage news. There is none. Get over it. This game is moving sooooooooo slow at the moment for me. I've played very little, maybe less than 45 minutes a day now for the last few days. I'll kick it into gear tonight and I'm gonna hit the korean sites sometime today, so maybe I'll have one monster size post sometime tomorrow. Also, I'm switching the archiving of this blog to monthly, not weekly. If I do it weekly, the archive list is gonna be uber long.

And on a final note, I'm starting to get tickets for various shows that are taped in Los Angeles. If you live around here and want to go, holler at me. I've got 3 tickets to go watch a taping of MadTV's new season next week - got 2 others to go with me already so sorry 'bout that. But if you want to go to any others, let me know and I'll try to get tickets. So far, the shows I think I can get tickets to go see are MadTv, The Best Damn Sports Show, the Late Late Show, American Idol, Steve Harvey's Big Time, and Last Comic Standing. I can get others, but they're somewhat girly (I'm not sexist) - you know, like The Swan and other junk that I don't care for. Ciao!

What up dogs?

I get to go to court - I'm leaving in about 15 minutes. I'll try to take some pictures for you guys. Hopefully, I should not get arrested. If I do, those of you living in SoCal, please bail me out - I'll be at the Westminster Court house. I'm pissed. So good chance I'll give'em a good Texas style ass-whipping.

I just saw the absolute coolest...

trailer for a film that does not exist on the IFILM.com website. For those of you who don't know, IFILM.com is a site where moviemakers, or just about anybody, can make short movies for people to watch - it's the place where you can see some top notch short movies made by people like you and me in regards to Star Wars, etc, etc, and sometimes people get creative and make commercials/trailers for movies that don't exist. Which brings me to this post.

Anyway, I was just chillin and found a link to to IFILM in regards to a guy who made a trailer for a movie that does not exist called Grayson. I won't ruin the trailer, but the premise is, what if Batman was killed - what would happen next? Well, Robin jumps in. This was one hella tight trailer and any of you comic book or Batman buffs HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT. The trailer was SO good, I almost thought it was a REAL movie coming out. Here's the link - and check out Superman and Wonder Woman. I don't know who he got to play Superman, but he did one hell of a job - much like Alex Ross' version of Superman.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2645516?movie=/?fid=2645516&mt=asf&bw=200&refsite=6701

PS - DO NOT CLICK ON THE 500K DOWNLOAD - IT'S FOR THEIR PREMIUM USERS - THE 200K IS JUST FINE.

DCWalker wisps me, say's the boss wit da' junk in her trunk up. So, I go grab some clear potions, some whets, and trot on down to the floor. We find her and wait for 2 others from his pledge to come. Then we proceed to gang-bang her. I think she liked me the best cuz she kept after me. I dunno. Finally, after about 2 minutes (no one can call me a minute man), she's had enough and dies. And for all I did, she paid me 8K. My real life name is Deuce. Deuce Bigalo.

Currently Listening to: Yo' Mama \./

My Pledge

Currently Listening to: Spice Girls: Spice Up Your World

Ok, my pledge is small. That's the way it was suppose to be. And that's the way it's gonna stay. We've had quite a few ask to join. But we've politely declined. However, we ARE taking people - just a few rules of note.

Oh and currently, there are only 3 people in this pledge. We will be taking in a total of 12 people only. No more.

Requirements:
#1 - level 49.50%+; sorry if you're lower, but that's our requirement. Why? Keep reading.
#2 - ABSOLUTE NEUTRALITY. We will not allow people with prefrences to any war or any sides of a war. If you feel obligated to a war, or give indications to a war, then we won't accept. Sorry. There's a reason why. Keep reading.
#3 - ABSOLUTE NEUTRALITY. No warring. Know what I mean?

Our focus? GROUP HUNT, BOSS HUNT, DROP HUNT, EXP HUNT.

Those are our rules. Nothing big. So why 49.50%? Because it's simple. This pledges goal is to have EVERY member level 52+ by Christmas. Why only 12 people? Because too many people actually cause more problems and too few make it difficult to pledge hunt. So, if you want to join, whisper Firebug01. Not me. We'll be looking for an even mixture of classes.

You guys know, I like to just have fun. Look for bosses, get that cool drop, etc, etc. I know there are other players out there that want to do that. K, enuff self promotion.

Currently Listening to: Vanilla Ice/Debbie Gibson

I don't know if any of you have seen these guys yet or not and from what I gather, not too many have. But if you run around Aden, you'll find them - Dire Bats. They are actually pretty neat mops - and their magic cast is cool looking too. Not to worry kiddies, they don't hurt - more than DE Thieves, but less that that DE magic guy, whatever the hell his name is. Check the bats out sometime - they're not the same as TOI bats. Ciao!

Was roaming around south MLC and looky looky - that there is a lot of DE Thieves. Too bad they dropped, as a total, like 5 scrolls of curse removal. 

Shout out to Mr. DCWalker. This is probably the most nicest thing anyone has said to me in game. No, I don't cheat. I don't know HOW to cheat. No doubt there are ways too, but that doesn't really enhance the way I like to play the game. Besides, it's a game. Right? Right? RIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT??!!! 

Found Dopple Boss. You know, when you look at this boss, she's pretty cool looking. It's too bad she doesn't drop worth a shit. But you never know, now do you? 

Bye....

Currently listening to: Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Special - vol 2.

Bye and cya to Lineage Junkies.com - I was wondering what happened to that site with my friends, but apparently it has gone away - not sure why and since I didn't run the site, not really in position to ask. Regardless, adieu LineageJunkies, see you in that vast expanse known as the Internet. Ciao!

PS - my friends over there, start up a blog or send me a site where I can catch up with ya!

Lito Town

Currently Listening to : Hanson: Mmmbop

Ok, this picture is the map for the Lito Tournament Server. What's so special about it? Well, this server was designed specifically so players can play each other for real life monies. I say - TOO MUCH MONEY AND TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.

Lineage Tournament Server

Insane

Currently Listening too: Hanson: MmmBop

Yo, check it: on Lineage Tournament Test Server, with items, this mage has 255 int and 249 wis. Oh, and he's level 45. We'll never see this so enjoy the pic \./

Music currently listening too....

Most players with blogs list what they are listening to "at the moment." Therefore, I have decided to do the same, so for the next few posts, I'll be listing what I am listening too. Hope you guys enjoy my music selection. :)

Blog notice and those freaking pictures below....

AAAAACCCKKK!!! Ok, what's up with the Junkies site? Kip? Anyone? Fill me in - the link don't work no' mo'. RAWR - me no likey. Anyway, as a polite reminder for those who want me to link up your site, and this is a firm rule, if you don't update your damn blogs, then don't ask me to link. Nothing irritates me more than usual slabs of dead space on the internet - don't believe me? Go to Cowgirls massive listing of "blogs" and try to find more than 2 in a row that ARE updated at least once a freaking year - you won't. I refuse to waste space like that and quite frankly, it's a fucking eyesore. All ya gotta do is update and I'll link. Speaking of which, check it out yo - I've added 2 more links to this site:

Visionaire : http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Zer0Signal

And

Lineage Crew : http://lincrew.blogspot.com/

Two great blogs that update fairly often.

Now, what's going on with the pics below?(need to go to last weeks archive to see them) Sorry for lack of explanation, my blogger was really acting up. Anyway, in a nutshell, the 2 immediate pictures below are from the Lineage Tournament Test Server - just showing off what it looks like over there (I REALLY wish we had this type of server - just so many opportunities for fun - like a deathmatch, but with other players or with dragons and a goal - be the last man standing).

Also, the 3 pictures below the Lin Tournament pictures are items from that server - take a look at the AC and weapons stats - insane right? I know it's hard to see from the pictures, but trust me, anyone with any combination of those armors would have -100 AC easily. And no, they will never see the light of day in the live servers. I mean, come on - a great axe with +30/27? Sword of Silence (Silence Sword) +27/24? Death Knight helm -12 AC with Str/Con/Wis +1, Death Knight boots -11 AC with +20hp/+20mp???? And all these items with no enchant. Insane. Freaking insane.

Yo guys

Sorry for not putting down explanations - my blogger was acting up last night, so I'll put up explanations under the pics later tonight or tomorrow - sorry again - been busy. Wicked

Lito Town 2 

Lito Town 

Weapons

Armors