Friday, December 22, 2006

Mega End of the Year Post - Alcohol, boobies, Games, Boobies, and More Alcohol! Woot woot!

Sup!!!

Fuck, this is gonna be a big big big POST! I mean SUPER big - it's so big, that it's going to be random. Also, I'm going to post a portion, if not all, of a myspace blog post, so those of you who aren't lucky enough to have access to my MySpace, will get a taste of what a blog post is like over there - actually, my goal is to seamlessly integrate that post to my mega post, so there you have it!

So, what is my post going to cover? Fucking EVERYTHING - it should be enough to hold most of you over for a week or two - or more - so bear with me. This post will have alcohol, boobies, puppies, Lineage, stupid people, more boobies, more pupplies, and more alcohol - I may just cut Lineage out altogether.

Bleh - let's roll with this shit, k? Or I'll be here fucking forever and I'd like to sleep because I'm pretty fucking buzzed at the moment.



Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - THAT'S SOME GHETTO SHIT RIGHT THERE! HAVING CYBER SEX ANYONE? HERE'S YOUR GIRL! WOW, LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE YOUR MOM......suckahs!

Shhhhh - be quiet - here's a Lineage secret for drops - just in case you were looking for some!

Was bored and wanted to check on Revenant, so I ran down to Girin 4th floor where those God-awful, annoying lava golems are. Those things hit you from a mile away and I hate them. They suck ass. Till I killed one. And he dropped the following.....


I got a Wis ammy from the very first Golem I killed. I killed four golems and out of the four, two dropped Wis ammy's. Nice huh? There you have it - one of my drop secrets. Now run your faggot asses down there and horde some shit - or send you bots. Incidentally, I'll kill your bots if I see them down there. I'm not trying to be mean, but those bots are fun to fuck with.


Puppies!! Woot! Admit it, they make you wet cuz they're so damn cute. Don't lie. Bitches.


Oh, and I got engaged....here's her pic....and all I have to say is, "Dude! Your MOM is SOOO hot - I'd hit it."


Christmas event is going on - check out my Armor Class! NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEee!!! And the worst part? I'm going to DI and I'm STILL fucking getting rocked. What the hell NC???!!! I see your stupidity will forever reign supreme!



Almost thought about adopting a dog like this - hella cute....



I love you Jaime Pressley. Sigh..............
Was doing my normal shit on Lineage - you know, going afk in the House or in Town - and of course boss checking - found this dude and called Styler - I was smart and cleared all the other mops first - which was fun - here's the before pic....


And here's the after pic - I ran out of clears and was using reds - barely kept up, but I lived!!! And he dropped SO well, it made me cry!!


But to help me stop crying, I found some more puppies!!!

Oops - those two above weren't puppy pics. But who cares right? Damn, that's some hot piece of ass.....that was sexist. I am well aware of this. And I do not care.

Thank you and have a good day!

On to Lineage!

Ok, the next two pics need a quick explanation. With the new LOA Ruleset, I knew there was going to be a few changes. Well, one of the first bosses I hit up was Ant Queen, but never got any decent screenshots. So when I hit her up, an elf and I just 2 on 1'd her and we did ok - of course I took almost all the damage.

Well, I found her again a couple of weeks later. But instead of globalling or calling my pledge, I decided to grab some clears and just TRY and take her on.........

Before.............


And AFTER..............

Yes folks, I actually SOLO'd the BITCH!! I was in awe. WTH!!! I remember Ant Queen completely fucking ROCKING me - but not this time - I used about 80 clears total (incidentally, regular clears are the most USELESS post EVER now - just sell them if you get them). I was expecting to use a few braves, but only used one brave and plenty left over (time) when she ended. I was like, "TIGHT!" I just could not believe I solo'd her - awesome! As you can see, her drops are shit as usual.

Next? Something HELLA cool - most of you asses have already seen this - but I'm linking it anyway. What is it?

July 4, 2007 - THE TRANSFORMERS LIVE ACTION MOVIE - FUCK YAH!!!!



TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE - LIVE ACTION!



And I found a pic of this - the Silver Surfer from the coming MOVIE!
You know, I actually don't want to do the Myspace thing here - sorry.

Ok kids, I gotta go drink more, do my myspace post and clean my apartment. Oh yeah, and pack cuz I'm going to Texas tomorrow for a few days.

I hope you all have a safe and wonderful Christmas - stay safe, warm, and I wish you all the best and I wish you all happiness.

Ciao! Wickedliquids licked your mom :P

4 comments:

  1. You rock my world.
    Thank you for that. :)

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  2. lol i wanted to do more, but i got SOOO fucking sleepy haha!

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  3. I hear ya. I'm always afraid that I'll fall asleep at the keyboard when I'm writing a long blog. Then if that got posted, how embarassing would that be? And not only that, I would cause riots, all sorts of chaos, and anarchy. *sigh*

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  4. "The Chronicles of a Bohemian Teenager" and "War of the Worlds" were all released as singles, the first two as a double A-side.
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    Sandy
    Alcohol Rehab

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