Thursday, March 16, 2006

This is how you get girls. Paying attention Lineage? THOUGHT SO!

So, wanna know the secret on how to get girls? It's simple - 3 easy steps and you're on your way to the local liquor store to pick up them condoms - unless you have those in your bathroom that have been sitting there for the last 3 years. I would probably not use those.

*ahem*

Sorry, anyway, here are the 3 easy steps.

Read and learn boys 'n girls:

#1 - Lie
#2 - Steal
#3 - Cheat

Tadaa!! Works like magic. Fucking MAGIC I tell you.

Muwahahhahahaha!!!

Ciao! Wicked "Those 3 steps worked on your mom last night!" Liquids

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