I woke up this morning with amazing clarity that I wanted to become a cage fighter. Not just ANY cage fighter, but a UFC cage fighter. But not JUST a UFC cage fighter, but a UFC DEATH KNIGHT CAGE FIGHTER!!! Hellllllllllllllllllllll yah! That's what I'm talking about! I was going to train, lift MORE weights than I do now (which consists of a 12 oz bottle of Corona), get into hella good pre-governor Schwarzenegger shape (first Terminator) and whup some MAJOR ass!
Then a few hours later, this happened:
I got the WORST fucking papercut - duuuuuuuuuuuuuude..........that shit HURTS!
And thus, my dreams of being a hella awesome UFC Death Knight Cage Fighter, came to an abrupt end.
Sigh........................
Ciao!
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