StUPiD AsS HaLLOweeN EvEnt! And more!!!!

What up fools? I'm suppose to do something here.....but I can't remember.....um.....wait a minute.....

A-ha! That's what I was suppose to do - update some shit. Ok, fine, I will - but SHOULD I?


Hey there SoulKing - thanks for the props - aight then I guess I should update......


Ok Mainegra - you got props from me, so lezz update!

Reaper? Halloween event? Whatever! I go check some bosses in TOI and find my own personal Reaper - they made him harder after the LoA update - he's not that bad - mostly reds and a few oj and you got him owned. This particular one dropped nothing - meh!


Ok, so for the pissy-ass event - look, I remember the event 2 years ago - did I get rich? Well, I don't percieve events to "get rich" but rather an opportunity to get stuff that would have taken otherwise, years to get. With the LoA junk now, they have a few cool items that I like a lot - like the rings below. The Paagrio rings add +15 hp, -10 mp, and -1 AC - I was fortunate enough to get two during the event and with both equipped..............


Another cool thing about events is that you get to see a few rare items - and a few people that have them; some of the stuff, there's just no way a bot can get, like the items below:


I think the Ant Wings are a little overpriced, but meh - who am I to talk? Oh yeah...THEY'RE TOO FUCKING HIGH PRICED YOU MORONS!

Went hunting down in the Diad caves to amass the stuff for the Sword of Silence - I'm determined to make one of those - just lack the patience to get the stuff - that shit just DOES not drop - a four-hour hunt dropped 2 fairly rare items to craft the sword; the problem is that IT TOOK FOR FUCKING HOURS -.-


Just a random Event shot :P


One thing I remember about the event 2 years ago was that so many greedy people out there looking for the special mops, no one bothered to check bosses. With that said, when I got home from work, I hauled ass down to MLC to find my boy......and I laid his punk ass OUT, with Styler's help of course!


Hey ElvenAvenger - thanks!! I know, I should update more :(


Ok, so after finding Death Knight, I run out to Ice Queen - she dead too - drops were just as bad....


Event? What event? I don't need no stinking event.....(before I even killed an event mop, I ran down to check on her :P)


Soooooooooooo that's what I been up to. I've got about 24 days left on my account - 24 days to level - can I do it? SHOULD I do it??!! Stay tuned!

And also, Lindsey, if you're out there, hope everything is going well with you!

Rachel - awesome to hear from you again!!

And if I've left anyone out - hit me up and I'll send a shout out.

Thanks for being patient guys - I'll have more soon!

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Big update coming!

EEEEEP! No posts in so long - not even my annual Halloween Extravaganza!! What's up with that?

Ok, well just chill, imma post something very soon - woot!

ciao! Wickedliquid

Oh Goodness...........

Well golly gosh! Yuppers, that little DK running around killing the dumbest things in Lineage has been ME! In Yoda talk, "Busted, I am." lol!

Sup fools!

I'm back for awhile - why? Because I was reading the boards and someone was talking about the upcoming Halloween event. That did it in for me - I was coming back FOR THAT EVENT! For those of you that weren't here two years ago, the upcoming event is to mirror THAT event from 2004 - that event was FUCKING AWESOME! Destroy dropped like crazy then and overall, it was an awesome event - 100's of zells, SUPER rare gear and weps - by far one of the best events EVER! There, I gave you a heads up - so let's talk about ME - ME - ME! It's all about ME!

This is what happens when I come back to the game - EVERYTIME!


Actually, I come back to game and in about 2 hours, I'm immediately scolded..........

Yuppers, Tracy, Imma updating RIGHT NOW!

Was very curious about the LOA ruleset - I played a little bit, but not that much of LOA because I could not handle global - I enjoy reading the mindless banter and lack of grammar on Dep and could not tolerate LOA.

One of the first minor bosses I hit up was Revenant. He's found in the Girin Dungeons, 3rd floor - pretty neat mini-boss, doesn't really hurt, and can drop ok -


Revenant dropped more, but I'm too lazy to post it.

Oh, before I go a little further, here below is a shout out to a good Lineage Buddy - Firebug01!!!

Congrats on DK! Only took you 3 years!!!!!! Way to go - and dial up is the ROXORS!


The boss below is my favorite - she's actually a mini boss and read below for a hint; this chick drops lines and lines - granted, most of it is not really worth your time, she's fun to find on occassion. I was down there looking for an Orcish Bume Smache drop, but ran into her - she's relatively easy and drops a lot of junk BUT...................


A quick warning to knights that hit her up - she casts weapon break and apparently I've been out of touch because I was unaware how much damage weapon break does now - I was hitting and hitting her thinking she should have ended , but I opened my menu and took a look at my weap - her wep break had done 9 damage - OUCH!

Oh, and out of curiosity, I wanted to check for RDS' - LOL!


Got a little bored and had to get my little noob elve's exp back up so I took the kids out and went hunting - nice little drop.....haven't gotten a set of these in a long time.......



Ok, check it - so I heard about the new weps from LOA, like Paagrio's Hatred, Maphr's Retribution, and the Orcish Bume Smache.....so I wanted them all! I had most of the material to make both, but I still needed some main ingredients, like Thors Hammer and metals and stuff - follow along here cuz the next set of screen shots tell a little story.


Ok, so I get on the mage after spending a week trying to get a Thors Hammer drop - good god that thing would NOT drop and it was too expensive for me to buy, so I let my mage try - I went to the Giants area and did some mass killing.......and finally I got.........


I saved myself several millions of adena, so I thought that was awesome. Well, as I'm doing mass kills, my summons had the Hammer on them, but I had no idea. I ended up venzing pretty damn quick and releasing my summons, which gave me Hammer - but I venzed quickly because while doing some mass kills, I found...........


Called pledgemate Styler and although Ancient Giant was tough, it was super hard because the ton of giants we had to get rid of before we could focus on AG - was great 2 on 1'ing - brilliant actually because we had a game plan - we took turns; one would hit AG, while the other would hit and end the roaming giants, then when hp ran low, would run back in TOI and the other would hit AG, while the person that ran in TOI would come back out and hit up the roaming giants - we did this for about 3 minutes and it worked - we cleared all the giants and worked on AG. Drop wasn't great - but the challenge is always fun!

I spent the next two days hunting metals and green dragon scales - I had everything else already. I FINALLY GOT THE DAMN METALS.......and with that said............headed down to DVC 6 for this.............


This thing is my new FAVORITE WEAPON. Holy cow - yes, it's two-handed, but for a knight, it nearly mimic's DE's hit rate AND damage - in addition to casting something similar to Earthquake, and doing twice damage. I tested this out in FV and was killing mops like there was no tomorrow with 3 to 4 hits - bam bam bam. I did some damage testing with Styler and there were some random damage hits of 100 HP! As my girlfriend Paris Hiltion would say, "That's hot." And yes, I know Paris is a ho. Dun tell me about it.

Finally, thanks to Willowmyst for hooking me up with the last little bit of metals - metals are not hard to get, but like irons, a little annoying! Thanks Willow!!
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BEST SHIRT EVER!!!

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Lindsey was drinking something.......

but for SOME reason I was the one feeling all tingly inside (mostly in my no-no place) and it dawned on me!!!

Better than the best - Wicked in a Bottle.........muwahahahhahahahaha!


Ciao!

Wicked "Share some with your mom" Liquids

Not wanting to bait you, BUT......

I will bait you! Cuz I can!

As Lindsey would say, "Wut up foo!" I'm serious, she says this. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard from someone living in the bible belt, but meh, what can I do?

A friend called me up and started talking to me about the LOA ruleset on Dep. I knew about it but didn't really give it any thought - till now. He said drops were way better and it was fun. So after harrassing me for 2 weeks, I started up the rusty account for a MONTH to see what it was all about.

I have 2 things; first of all, the game is a LOT of fun - the way it SHOULD have been, the way it should have ALWAYS been, and it's just much more fun than I had before. Secondly, I'm having lag issues when I didn't have it before - my other mmorpg games that I play don't suffer this, but since the update on Lineage, Lineage lags like crazy for me. Oh well :(

So anyway, to introduce back to the game, I hit up this boss first - within a couple of hours of activating:


He actually DROPPED something! I was seriously impressed!

I went down to girin caves and accidentally found this guy - wasn't looking for him and really had no idea who he was. He's not that hard, BUT he WILL poly you into a cow. Just wear your poly ring and you'll be ok!



Of course my milkshake brings the girls to 'da yard!


I actually hit up more bosses, but didn't feel like posting them - mostly cuz I'm lazy and the drops weren't spectacular.

Ok, more later!

Ciao! Wicked "My milkshake bought your MOM to my yard!" Liquids

Jeesh, I didn't realize it'd been that long.........

I've been so caught up, I forgot it's been that long. So here I go, just a short, brief, how ya doing type of post.

Naw, nevermind - it's a post, preluding Halloween!!!

I saw a scary movie last night and I was SOOOOO scared, I actually only saw about 20 minutes of it. Being a part-time gamer I had to watch this movie:


AWWW FUCK!

Piece of shit, worthless blogger is yet again giving me problems when uploading pics.

FUCK.

Anyway, I'll upload them later - this is so stupid....anyway, that kinda ruined my post, so I'll try to repost again later.

Ciao!

Wicked "#%^&#%&^#$^$%" Liquids

Update coming soon

it is. really it is.

heheheheh

Yeah, hey, what's up? Excuse me? Why don't you shut the #%^#$% up, damn, with yo' little %@#$%@-ass!

Please, no one ask me why I titled the post the way I did. I just did. I'm tired, cranky, want to go home, haven't watched porn in 3 hours, not had a cigarette in 20 minutes, etc etc, so I'm sure you all understand why I'm mildly irritated.

Anyway, lezz move on with the post!

Everyone have a good Memorial Day weekend? I hope you guys got some good rest, BBQ, observed, and played lots of video games! Well, I'm willing to be you had lots of fun playing video games, like Pac Man and Donkey Kong and shit. lol! Just kidding.

I didn't do much of anything other than for getting lots of rest - needed this past weekend pretty badly really. So I hunkered down and a friend of mine loaned me her copy of the first season of Lost.

HOLY SHIT that's a good TV SHOW!! DAMNNNNNNNNNN. My favorite character is below - have no idea what her name is and nor do I care - just wanna tap it. Oops. I was suppose to only think that, yet it reached my fingertips and onto this awful, internet blog space :P


The show is so good, I watched the entire first season in just under 3 days. BAM - that's how hooked I was. I was considering buying season 2, then I realized that shit was expensive, so I may just download it. Also, I got on Wikipedia and read the spoilers - DUUUUUUUUUDE! My girl above leaves after the 7th episode!! WTF??!! I hate Lost now. Fags. Buncha emo's and wanna be emo's.


I actually have a Lineage update. Ok, it was my understanding that Episode 5, the next one up was going to be the last one and that was that with occassional updates and shit. Um, nope. I was wrong. I mean REALLY wrong. How wrong? Look below - Episode 6 gear.

So you awesome people still stuck on that 2D shit, you have sumtin to take care of yourselves with on those cold and lonely nights....... I was originally going to post a link to the rest of the site that has the stuff, but changed my mind (this is actually my 2nd attempt at posting - blogger has gotten so buggy now, I may swtich to some other blogger). If you guys want, I'll link - just let me know. In the meantime, you can stare at the stuff below - there were no stats provided, just graphics and names and unless I get paid, I'm not translating the whole thing.



And below, is what I'm doing this weekend. Gonna go do some make believe Jihads on some dudes and shoot'em up! Anyone in Cali down? Gimme a holla and I'll try to tell you where I'm going. Oooo, I'm taking my camera this time, so I'll get some hella good shots I hope.


Ciao! Wicked "Imma be on Lost one day with your MOM!" Liquids

Meh..........

Sup? What you guys doing? Slacking off?

Many questions, etc. etc, and because my boss is away, I being the mouse, shall play. Don't ask me what that means, only that I'm doing this cuz I'm bored and my boss is gone and he's not here to micro-manage me or harass me, so here I go!!!!

Oh, before I begin, I heard a whisper about some kind of server merge - what the hell is that all about? I read about it for a long time back in the day, but now I hear it's actually going to go through - or something along those lines. Anyone care to enlighten me? Granted I don't really care, but I like to hear about it every so often. So someone fill me in. In the meantime, here are some shots for you to take a look at.

First up - this bad ass boss. You can see his stats below - he's pretty creepy looking - reminds me of DK's stats, but more MP - I guess we'll find out about him on the US servers soon enough.


And yeah, he's got 2 heads lol - I know I said he reminds me of DK, but I was referring to his stats. He actually reminds me of Pumpkin Head - you know, that freakish monster from the movie. Speaking of Pumpkin Head, anyone want to take a wild guess as to what Wicked's favorite holiday is coming up? Anyone?



The new mops and the bosses - there stats and the pwnage to come!

I found a page on Gameabout with the new mops - MUCH too many to list here, so I took a ss - sorry, too lazy to present it nicer - look below the pic - I put a link so you all can go take a look.

The mops look awesome - many regular mops, but closer towards boss level stats - TOI and the Underground Dungeon are about to get MUCH worse - correction - more of a challenge. The mops are going to be much like upper level TOI mops - item of note - LOOK AT THE MP - these bastards are going to tear through knights like there's no tomorrow. If you had MR before, I strongly recommend you beef up a few notches. Don't believe me? When you go to church, you want to go for a wedding, not a $500K buy-back, ya dig?


Mops at yo' momma's house!!! Click me you bitches!

I'm gonna go play some Wolfenstein and War Rock - I'm out!

Ciao! Wicked "I still can't pronounce 'pwn' correctly, but you're mom can" Liquids

Um..........I have a reason to live now.............I really really do.......

Why? Cuz FOOTBALL SEASON IS RIGHT AROUND THE DAMN CORNER, THAT'S WHY!

Hell fucking YAH!!! No more baseball crap, no Olympics (thank God), X-games are fun, but everytime I see an X-Game, I think of those Mountain Dew Extreme guys and I hate those fuckers, so FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL!!! NFL, College Ball (HOOK'EM HORNS!!).




As the pic below implies (biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sigh...........) God bless football..............


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Woof Woof, Muthapucka's!!!!!!! ( I spelled it like that on purpose cuz I'm trying to cut back on the swearing, which is just bullshit).

So, Lineage is out of the way again, at least for the most part, so I've been trying to keep myself pre-occupied. I even thought about buying an Xbox 360, till I saw even more pics of the PS3, so I said, "screw that." I was bored. Still am. Not as much though :P And yes, this is somewhat related to Lineage, so pay attention!

Being a bachelor, one must do laundry for themselves; I don't live at home and my mom hasn't done my laundry in years, so I do my own shit. While I'm waiting, I have the itching to watch war movies - total blast'em, shoot'em, whup'em GUY movies - so I put in Saving Private Ryan, Enemy at the Gates, and Black Hawk Down into my DVD player. And I think to myself, "Ya know, I want to play a game that I haven't played in ages...........WOLFENSTEIN!" Hell yah!

I go to Cnet.com and download this beast - sucker got big! So I start playing..............



Fun fun fun! Whole new maps, quick gameplay, hundreds of servers....................


I just play to play - it really is fun. So here's the Lineage part.

Anyone can host a server to play this thing and I was thinking about hosting a server for JUST Lineage players! And this way, you fools that are fighting can fight in Wolfenstein and not worry about leveling up, or down, dropping gear, having gear blow up, bots, etc etc. If you want to play, just lemme know and I'll start up a server.

This game doesn't require passwords or a login - start it up, type in the name you want to be, and have at it - it's that simple.

Aight, I'm out!

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MeGa LIneaGe UpDaTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And quite possibly something with your mom. If you are offended, please stop reading.

I like you guys. Really, I do. I like MOST of you....but not all of you. Some of you, I loathe. I mean, it's a hatred that's quite possibly on the biblical level. Ok, not that much. But if I ever see you, I'll beat your ass down - I don't talk shit - I'll just walk up and put a whup-ass on you.

LOL! Or beat your MOM!!! Fuckah's!!!!!! haha! Ok, here we go!

Pretty damn good Lineage update - I'm doing laundry right now and just bored out of my mind, so since it's a Sunday afternoon and I'm just kicking it, I've done this post for the people I like!

Cuz I roll like that - mira papi! ---------->

Below below - two new pets for the next Episode and their evolution pics. The Jinto is cool - I like Jinto's anyway - but LOVE the Tiger - I'm all about that!





What's so great about this screenshot? Um.....take a look at the open screen on the left - see something strange? See it? Seeeeeeeeeeee it?? Not 1, not 2, but THREE extra slots!!!!!


Next up - take a look at the new morph - the guy in red - looks JUST like the Assassin morph - the difference is that he's got a red cape and I was watching the GIF on Gameabout and he swings MUCH faster than the assassin morph - and he looks pretty sharp cuz the blade is lit up.



Sorry about this next one as I'm sure it'll pain you all that I can't find anymore info on it - try to blow up the pic below if you can - NEW WEAPONS AND GEAR! I may have completely missed it on Gameabout, but they're there - at the bottom of the pic you'll see a row of the new stuff being released.

Personally, I think Episode 5 will have HUGE improvements for gameplay that players have been wating for quite sometime. Once I get more info on the gear below, I'll post it.


Simple siege pic. I wanted to post this because, well, I don't know if you all remember, way back in the baby days of this blog, I use to post a ton of pics of massive sieges and these pics show those sieges have evolved. Still a large number of people attending sieges, but the major difference is that the players are MUCH higher level, in addition to have all the new gear and spells and advancements - definitely makes sieges much more fun and much more challenging.


*ahem, ahem* Something's funny about this guys summons.......hmmmmmm.... I wonder what it could be........


Nice bowgun. Stats aren't that all great, but nice :)


Aight guys, I'm out - I WILL post more as it comes!

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I HaVe DeCideD tO BecOme A CagE FIGhtEr!!

I woke up this morning with amazing clarity that I wanted to become a cage fighter. Not just ANY cage fighter, but a UFC cage fighter. But not JUST a UFC cage fighter, but a UFC DEATH KNIGHT CAGE FIGHTER!!! Hellllllllllllllllllllll yah! That's what I'm talking about! I was going to train, lift MORE weights than I do now (which consists of a 12 oz bottle of Corona), get into hella good pre-governor Schwarzenegger shape (first Terminator) and whup some MAJOR ass!

Then a few hours later, this happened:


I got the WORST fucking papercut - duuuuuuuuuuuuuude..........that shit HURTS!

And thus, my dreams of being a hella awesome UFC Death Knight Cage Fighter, came to an abrupt end.

Sigh........................

Ciao!

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