OMG he's....he's.... ALIVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Yup I'm alive. Been busy illegally downloading movies and music and shit off the net - it's taken most of my time. JUST KIDDING! However, I been HELLA busy at work and haven't been able to update - till NOW!

Aight, so I looked at a few blogs and it don't seem like much has changed and pretty much everyone is bored as I am. No fantastic "Post-Thanksgiving" posts. Meh.

So what ya'll been up to? What? Me? Oooooooooh yah, it's all about ME right? RIGHT? Did I hear someone just think "no?' (yes you read that right - I can HEAR people think - it's the damn California water. Lovely, no?).

Anyway, yah, I crawl my ass outta bed in the morning and if I'm lucky, 9 hours later I get to go home. Do I sleep? Nope, got even more shit to do when I get home. I'm not going to go into details other than it's gonna be hella boring and who the hell wants to read that shit.

Now, this time last year, I had my mega Christmas post - remember that horrendous, monstrosity of blogging from last year? Freaking 30-some odd posts. I dunno - you all can go back to that. Well.... WELLLLLLL... I'm hoping for a big post along those lines this year; yes, I'm going back to Texas, where all my ex's live, for Christmas :) Incidentally, go HORNS - fuck USC up those steroid pumping thugs from da hood - anyone know how much they pay their players there? I bet lots. Most of the guys out here in Cali are metro-sexuals - you know, wanna-be gay dudes that just quite haven't made it there. You're telling ME that SoCal produces the number 1 college football team in the US with THESE "saddle-bag on the outside/Gucci on the inside" sissy-boys?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

Let's move on:


I went on Gameabout, yet again to feed you info about "THE GAME THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED" and I found nothing. Nothing spectular. Oooooh - look around on my links and you'll see a post from one of my fellow bloggers about the players in China that have some pretty damn decent hacks.

Yo NC, good luck busting all 8 billion of THOSE players over there HAHAHAHAHAHA! Suckas!

As you saw on my chat box, I'll be going to the CES show - I'm serious - any of you tools going? You BETTER holler at me so we can at least meet and eat a $10 fucking hot-dog. I swear if I see an NC booth there...................................

As you all can see, Orchestra is posting here and he should have pics from Episode 4 up soon, so check back often - if I understand correctly, he plays test quite a bit, so you guys who don't want to spend the time opening your own test account can check here for those screenies.

Aight, I'm done. For now. Trust me, I'm saving up those damn posts for the mega post to keep you all busy - and a few of my posts will keep your right hand busy - assuming you are right handed, then it'll be left hand busy. Whatever. Go download your own damn porn then. Leave my shit alone - cuz it's GOLD!!!

Ciao! Wicked "I'd hit you" Liquids