She said, He said.....and stuff

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. You're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your Ex-Wife


Dear Ex-Wife:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed,
Rich as Hell and Free!



Crazy practical jokers......


http://www.awfuljunk.com/video/203/Alchohol_For_Life.php


It's MONDAY!!
























































































































gotta love the cuties =<^.^>=

over and out!

Oops!

Ack~~ I totally meant to switch out the template design this weekend, but got caught up in real life and forgot. My bad. You'll get over it. BECAUSE I SAID SO! I do have some time on my hands today - I'll be busy - but I might be able to squeeze in a couple of 100 posts - if not, then I'll do it tonight.

Ooooooo I went to the Disney Adventure Park this weekend (aka Downtown Disney, aka America's Capitalism at it's BEST, aka Imma burn a fucking HOLE in your pocket and make you my Mickey Mouse BITCH within 2 hours park) and I had fun! I went to this huge Lego store and they had all these pimp-ass Star Wars Legos and they also had this table set up where all the kids could play with the legos and shit.

You KNOW what I did, right?

Hell yah, I pushed and kicked them little 3-foot fools that were playing in MY fucking Lego box damn it! Hey hey hey, I NEED that red square!!! AND that blue one too!!

OWNED!!! Factor in that I was bigger than them and you bet your ass I won! And yah, I'm proud I owned some 4 year olds, but damn, they bite really really hard. -.-

Aight, I'll holler at you all laterz!

Ciao! Wicked "Lego King" Liquids

Awwww FUDGE!

I been a bad, bad boy - sorry dudes, Wicks almost forgot to post why you guys come to visit my blog - here ya go! Saturday Night Bitch Fights

hehehehe....now tell me, am I being WRONG?

Ahhhh, the saga continues. Now, you all HAVE to tell me if I'm being wrong here - take a look at the names - am I? Am I? Am I? Read below and you'll see my reply to their email.

Now come on, all you guys - ya'll think I was being reasonable or no? No seriously, I need ya'll support here, so help a brother out - here's my response:


LMFAO!!! Sigh......I know I know - you all are thinking, "Dude, why you messing with this shit??!!" Well damn it, how the fuck am I going to keep you all entertained, huh? Boobies? Puppies? Porn? Fights? Boobies puppies porn AND fights??!!

Simple - I think I have been wronged and quite frankly I'm going to try to get mah monies back. Yah yah, TOS TOS TOS - WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I got your damn TOS right here, BITCH muwahahahahahaha (raise your hand if you think Wicked's exceptionally bored at the moment).

So, who likes my adventure so far? Anyone? Anyone? Should I keep at it? Or stop?

Ciao! Wicked "Hope you all get laid" Liquidz

Were you just schooled?

I was reading the boards and read this bullshit. Yah, they fucked up and they admitted it. This is good. Why? Consider it fuel for the fire - for my OWN reasons. You'll see. Wait till my accounts up and I'll keep you all apprised.

In the meantime, you all don't have to accept that bullshit posted on the boards. They essentially told you all to eat them and for you all to do it with a smile. Ahhhhh...corporate America, gotta dig it.

Oh and for those of you having trouble with the blog, don't worry, I'll be changing formats this weekend, so keep an eye out.

Ciao! Wicked "I LOVE BIG BUTTS I CANNOT LIE..." Liquids

NC Soft = ..................

Haha - wha wha!! Sup suckahs?!! Oh my, lots to post and not enough to post it! First off, let's talk a little about the gaming world, shall we?

Who's messin around with this "event?" I had completely forgotten that there was even an event. Then I logged onto the boards to see what was going on, then took a nap. OMG I took a fucking nap on event day!!! WTH??!! The world is going to come to an end I tell ya!

So I'm sitting there reading the boards and apparently NC's already fucked up - why does this shit not suprise you? And I did a /who when I logged on - holy shit - only 270 people on for an event. Remember Heine Event? I think I saw more people on a server for Lineage than I've EVER seen - I saw a little over 900 people. And now this event. BAH!!!

See NC? Look what you fucking morons in Austin did. You dumbfucks.

Aight, enough of that. Oh yah, stop emailing me for requests for items. The only item you're going to get from me is my fucking MEAT. Ya hear me? MEAT I SAID -.-

I'll go look for some stuff on Gameabout for your fools.

Oh, one more thing about the event. I think they reset the servers because those drops were initially planned for the main Halloween event, not this event. So I'm guessing an NC programmer was hard at work jerking himself off while looking at the new animation sprites for the start up page on the girl elves and accidentally hit the "enter" key and not the "delete" key.

Good job NC! You unfit, bastard children of the MMORPG world. No one loves you. But you love ME, don't you?

Ciao! Wicked "LMFAO" Liquids

This is my favorite time of the year. The wind shifting direction, the weather cooling down, the colors....that's my favorite part. I adore the change of season and although you don't see it here as much as other places, I know where to go to enjoy it.


Carving pumpkins is one of my absolute favorite things to do, and this year I'm told I have to defend my punkin carving skillz with my friends to see who has the bestest punkin. HAHA! I'm no professional but they're pretty damn good....you see I'm sort of O.C. and spend hours carving them. Not unlike when my great nephew got a Lego set for Christmas and I stayed up until 5:00a.m. to put the damn thing together...and I'm sorry Ty babe, I know you only wanted to help. I swear I'll just sit back (on my hands) from now on and watch. I'm also looking forward to the costume parties. I LOVE doing costume makeup on myself as well as others. I was Death one year and when I answered the door to hand out candy, we had a black light and it was dark and.... okay, I'd never intentionally scare any child, but I love Halloween. Scary movies!! eeeeeeeekkkk!!! I can't wait! They're already starting to show them on several channels. muahahahaha....methinks I'm going to enjoy this year much.

And in other news...

The reason there was no looting in Texas.....


those silly gooses.




It's that time of the year....the leaves are changing, the weather's getting cooler, the pumpkins are ready for carving and it's time to start thinking about those costumes. Here's a sampling of what's out there this year.

Zorro!


And of course, Pup Mitzvah!


Crafty Batman! Plus an added bonus, your cat can wear it too!!!


Batman's trusty sidekick, Robin. Sorry kitty, you don't get to wear this one.


And for all you dreamers, the Bride to be, bouquet included.


For all you sassy pups, we've got the Cheerleader set complete with pom poms!


Where would we be without the Bling Bling?


Who's yo Pimp Daddy?!


It's Morphin' Time!!!


Wonder Woman. Watch out for that lasso!!


Lest we forget Star Wars, Princess Lea will be knocking upon your door for a doggie treat.

Followed by Yoda, of course.


What's this? Darth! NOOOO!!! He's after Yoda and Lea's treats! The dark side you say....



This is just a sampling. I honestly didn't know so many costumes for pets were out there.....ummm.... okay. All I know is if I tried to put one of these on my dog, he'd probably eat it. He likes his t-shirt, maybe I'll tye dye it and he can go as a hippie.


Yes, well we all knew it was coming....the staff at NC has far overreached it's boundaries and is now dictating policy at Disneyland. These women were merely showing their affection for Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Is that so wrong? They were cited with violation of the little known Amusement Park User Agreement rule number 19672294: You will not allow any body part to impersonate another character, living, deceased or cartoon based. Any violation of this will result in a life ban from all amusement parks. I guess they neglected to read the entire user agreement......

Folks, enjoy the day.

K

Monday Schmundee and stuff

I did something Friday night with a group of people that had to be one of the most exciting, fun things I've done in a very long time. We went for a night bike (motorcycle that is) ride to the lake. We drove out to a place called The Oasis Cantina. They have like 40 wooden decks overlooking Lake Travis. The food isn't spectacular but the views are. We had a drink and appetizers, then took off to explore. There's something about riding at night with the wind in your face and nothing but the sound of your bike, or in this case the bikes around me, that gives me a feeling of serenity. Such freedom I guess. We rode for about 3 hours, maybe a bit more, then back to my friend's house on the lake. We played poker, catch phrase and a card game called Presidents. That is a blast, especially when the bitch (yeah, that's what the loser is called) has to take a shot every time they get dubbed THE BIAAAATCH! I lost count....think I slept a couple of hours, got up around 5:30 a.m., made a very strong pot of coffee and walked down to the lake, sat on the boat and watched the world come alive. I saw several groups of deer (groups? whatever a bunch of them together are called), armadillos, mega squirrels and fish jumping all over the place. The sunrise was absolutely gorgeous. Needless to say I enjoyed it very much and can't wait to do it again.

Some puppy and kitty stuff.......

And this, filched from http://myah.blogspot.com/ :
3 answers

Body: Three Names You Go By:
1. K
2. peanuts (I'm a huge Charlie Brown fan)
3. shorty (my best friend is 6'7". I am not...)

Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. English
2. French
3. Kickapoo Indian

Three Things That Scare You:
1. cockroaches
2. not being able to complete my list of things to do in life before I die
3. never experiencing true love

Three of Your Every Day Essentials:
1. a shower....
2. lotion
3. laughter

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. vanilla body spray
2. tank top
3. jeans

Three of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment):
1. Zero 7
2. Foo Fighters
3. Counting Crows

Three of Your Favorite Songs (at the moment):
1. Doesn't Remind Me

2. Disenchanted Lullaby
3. Sullivan Street

Three Things You Want In a Relationship (other than Real Love...haha b/c we know that doesn't exist):
1. it does exist
2. cooking together naked and feeding each other
3. laying in bed telling each other stories

Two Truths and a Lie (not in that particular order):
1. I have some really good friends
2. I hate liver and onions
3. life is short

And.....things I love about the state in which I live.

I've always liked the city at night.















River floating.....





















One of the oldest dance halls.

Regardless of what you've been told, there are mountains here. I'm sure it's just me but I love endless roads....

It's true, there is surfing to be had.

What a way to start the day....

And so much more but I won't go on about it. I'm sure everyone loves things about where they live.

With that, I bid you adieu. Have a wonderful day.
K

Oh forgot to mention this along with my last post....

As you all are aware of, Styler has joined the crew to post post post! So anyway, I got an email asking if I would still do a few things from Gameabout. Sure! Why not? But I'm doing it strictly for the players' sake, not fucking NOOB NC's sake.

I know some of you may believe that by doing so, I'm perpetuating NC's business and technically I am. However, I want to emphasize that I AM choosing to leave the game; I'm not trying to get everyone else to jump ship - you all have your own minds and you do what you want.

I, on the other hand, feel that I have been wronged and would like NC to supply me with a feasible solution.

Simple - see?

Ciao! WickedLiquids

NC Soft, ya'll is a royal bag o' fuck nuts LOL!!!

I was sent an email from NC Soft; check out my reply lol!

--- PlayNC Support <support@lineage.com> wrote:

> > Recently you requested personal assistance from our> on-line support > center. Below is a summary of your request and our> response.> >

We will assume your issue has been resolved if we do> not hear from you> within 72 hours.> > Thank you for allowing us to be of service to you.> >

To update this question by email, please reply to> this message in the > designated space below. Text entered into any other> part of this > message will be discarded.> >

[===> Please enter your reply below this line <===]>
I actually did NOT request any support assistance whatsoever. My"title" as
referenced by your employee was inappropriate, so he/she/itclaims. Just out of curiousity, what was YOUR definition of it because mydefinition of it was not vulgaror obscene at all, so I look forward to youranswer. Regardless, because I feel that I am being harrassed, after many many years of paying for a minimal service and game, in hopes that a better quality of service would be provided, I've opted to cancel my account and discontinue any further payment to NC Soft and it's affiliated services. Furthermore, since NC Soft has chosen to so adeptly apply the rules of the Terms and Agreement, which I most certainly agreed to, would it be unreasonable to ask when the same high level of service may returned to me for the money I have thus far spent? Such as bugs and other relevant issues? I'm sure you'll reply with a "please send to support" email suggestion. I would like to cautiously warn NC Soft that terms within the service agreement are binding for BOTH parties, whether the service is a virtual one or not is irrelevant.

Again, thank you for your concern over a miniscul issue; I'll
make sure to reciprocate the same issues.
[===> Please enter your reply above this line <===]

And to finally quote the pasted bullshit that was sent along with this email:

6. CONTENT AND MEMBER CONDUCT(d) Member Conduct. You agree not to use the Service to: (iv) upload, post, e-mail or otherwise transmit Content as determined by NC Interactive at its sole discretion that is harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortuous, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionableInappropriate Character Title ROChttp://www.lineage-us.com/support/conduct.html

1. While playing Lineage, you must respect the rights of others and their rights to play and enjoy the game. To this end, you may not defraud, harass, threaten, or cause distress and/or unwanted attention to other players.

LMFAO!

Um, so when NC harrasses me, wouldn't they be violating rule 6, sub-rule 1? Wait a minute, they get to be the judge AND jury, right? Well if that's the fucking case, then I'll be the judge and jury on this next one:

NC Soft, I believe your company and it's customer service is an utter failure. Such failure of performing the "paid for" services warrants a full refund of all monetary amounts spent since the opening of my account. You know what the great part is? I will return what NC has done to me and harrass the living FUCK out of them till I get my money back. ALL OF IT.

And if any of you really know me, you KNOW I'm not bullshitting THAT part.

Ciao! Wicked "I'm gonna get mah' monies back!" Liquids

To NC: Too bad, so sad :\

Eh? What the hell is going on here? Oh yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NC Soft and Lineage.... both remind me of (YOU distinguish who's who - I prefer to think Buthead as NC and Beavis as Lineage - you figure out why). This is my Lineage rant and I know it won't be my last. As my previous post stated below, I'm pretty irritated. Then I got frustrated. Then I said, "Why the FUCK do I care?" Mind you, all three thoughts took a span of approximately 2 seconds to capacitate. So then I realized..........


"Why the FUCK am I wasting my time on this game?" It's worthless to me - I achieved all my goals, got what I need, and that's that. For those of you that have never played Lineage, I STRONGLY recommend you try another game, other than one provided by NC Soft. You'll be saddened by the lack of assistance, incredibly akward form of priorities (imagine putting a problem off for, oh let's say, 5 years), and lack of responsibility. And all this with a client list (from Lineage I) of about only 1500 people, IF that. Pretty fucking retarded, no?


So needless to say, I went ahead and signed up for Play NC (another worthless, time wasting "tool" of advancement - hey, I know we're half-assed, but let us take your money anyways). I signed up to only.............CANCEL my shit. LOL! Don't believe me? Look at my desktop SS - see? I signed up then fucking canceled. My last day to play is November 13th (sweet day, no?)


Yup, to all my buds out there.....................


I don't care for Lineage anymore and nor do I care about NC Soft. I use to be the BIGGEST advocate for this game and it's staff in Austin, but it's pretty fucking blatant that they're all pretty damn lazy and love to fuck around, those fat fucks(yah, I remember the Halloween pics from 2 years ago you - if I was ya'll, I'd hit up some Slim-Fast before you post more nasty fucking pics of yourselves).

Oh yah, I KNOW NC Soft Austin reads my blog and you NC Soft staff members are probably getting all red and hot and bothered right about now, right? Calm down. You're only getting angry 'cuz I'm telling the truth. And for those employees who have a tear running down the side of your face, don't worry, it's about to get better.

Ya see, awhile back ago, NC pissed me off enough I secured direct phone numbers of the staffers in Austin. ALL OF THEM. So as a gift to my fellow Lineage gamers who have EVER been shafted, I'm going to empower you with the gift of direct calling as opposed to emailing Mary, John, Fuck #1 through 7, Ass #2 through 9, etc etc.

Yo NC, don't get mad at me. And don't bother sending me an email with the words "attorney," "Strongly recommend," "Please please please don't" in it. I'm not afraid of attorneys and all the information that I post came from public domain, so it's not worth your time. You fucking annoy me? That's fine. The least I could do is return the favor :)

haha - FUCK YOU LATER!

Ciao! Wicked "I just bent NC Austin" Liquidz

LMFAO!

I was just told by monitor52 to remove my title from my elf character and to change his name.

Um...ok...you fag...lmfao....lame ass game....hahahaha!!!!

Here I am thinking the hackers and round about cheaters would be the concentrated issue, but I guess not. With that said

NC Soft, I love you so much I want to fuck you in the ASS O.O! Oh my, how vulgar of me! Let me rephrase that, NC Soft FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF EXTRAORDINARY IGNORANT TRASH AND OBNOXIOUS WASTE OF BANDWITH.

I think they got my point.

Ciao! Wicked "Loves NC SO MUCH!" Liquids

Wait a minute here.......

I was messin around wit' da Lindsey-ator and she learned me secrets on taking screenshots! So, as I was messin' around, I took these and while we was surfing the net (she was looking at porn, I was looking at puppies - if you can believe that; I SWEAR!) So I decided to combine cuteness with cuteness. What do you get? Hotness!!!!!

Ciao! Wicked "Hood status" Liquidz

PS - does ANYONE know what kind of dog this is??!!! Someone PLEASE tell me!!!! I want to buy one - see how small he is? Look at his paw - AND he's using the freaking cell phone as his pillow!

woot!

haha!!! I found the HOLY GRAIL of chick fights!!! I'm not going to link the site cuz it's MINE, ALL MINE!!! So many damn fights, I can't keep up with this shit hahaha!! I'll link some later :)

Ciao! Wicked "Is in fight heaven" Liquids

Scurry!!!

I was out and about earlier today and I stopped by this shop that had motorcycle helmets, so I strapped one on. SCURRY!!!!!!!!! Ya see, I was able to get into the class in November to learn how to ride, so I'm SUPER excited about that. Then I put on this helmet and realized I completly - COMPLETELY - lost all my peripheral vision!!!!

This is going to be interesting. I'll keep ya'll updated on how my classes go. I DID ask for a sooner class, so I might be able to get in quicker. I think I'll be increasing my insurance around then too.

Ciao! Wicked "I love BIKES - too bad I'm too scared to ride one" Liquids

haha! anyone know this person?

I'm looking for someone called "Lycus" - I dunno what server, but he use to play Lineage. I think that's how you spell his name - anyone know him? Holler at me :)

And yes, I checked a little bit of Gameabout, but there was nothing super duper worth posting, so I didn't :P Awwww you guys know me, I'd post something if there was anything I thought relevant - you guys got any other site suggestions? Just comment.

Aight, I'm out!

Ciao! Wicked "I'm da pimp" Liquidz

Hello Styler!

I know all you fools are clamoring for more Lineage posts and since I don't play much, or enough, I'll count on Styler to make some!!! So, everyone say hello to Styler - he's a DE that started from scratch and has managed to hit level 50 and closing in on DK pretty damn fast - welcome welcome!!!

Wicked to the Liquidz

STFU!

Bitch calls me from Pakistan, says I shorted him. I said no, I miscalculated, you got all the items, but not the right quantity, but it's cool, I'll send you the right ones, you ship me back the ones I sent by mistake.

Fucker says, "what items?"

FUCK YOU YOU WORTHLES PIECE OF SHIT! You steal from ME and think lying is going to save your faggot ass? Hell no.

I got the official weight from the shipment. Yah, I guess if I shorted you, then the 6,000 extra pounds the shipping company charged was bogus too, huh?

Fuck off bitch - I'm not sending you shit.

Ciao! Wicked "You might as well bend over now" Liquids

Wha wha??!!

HOLY SHIT look who's got a sliver of a second to make room for a post - the legendary MEEEEEEEEE!!! Sup mutherfuckers?

See? I TOLD you all I was busy as hell. And unfortunately it looks to be this way at least through Christmas. Suxors!

But not to worry, cuz I'm going to spend most of my day posting all the shit I wanted to post before, but never got around too. I'm going to go have my truck deep waxed, so that shit's gonna take about 3 hours.

My posts are on Lineage,boobies, funny stuff, shocking stuff, boobies, porn, and lots more other stuff. Oh, and I have one more blogger I'll introduce to you as soon as his punk ass accepts the invite.

Aight my bruthah's and sistah's, I'm out!

Ciao! Wicked "Oh yah baby!" Liquids