Gamers STINK!

No really, they do. Literally, they STINK. I meant to write this on my blog but completely forgot. A few weeks ago, I went to GameStop, you know, that ever popular chain of gaming stores found throughout most of North America and various parts of Canada. Anyway, it was the weekend and I was actually in the mall looking for something else (yes, I just admitted I was in the fucking mall - don't worry - that'll NEVER happen again, I assure YOU) and I saw GameStop and wanted to check out some of the new games. It was packed with lots of people. I walked in and very quickly noticed an "air" of...of.....of "ugh." I was like, WTF is that smell??!!! Then it HIT me - all these gamers in here and it was THEM!!!!!! Man, I was about ready to pass out; I was in there for less than 30 seconds as I began to turn fucking blue. Jeesh!!! OMG gamers are a stinky bunch of mutherfuckers...I've never seen so many people that are in a severe need over a good shower and some deodorant, in my life. Please, for the love of god, at least brush yer damn teeth. BLAH!!!!!!!!