Had to make this post.....

I really don't like Miley Cyrus. Seriously. I don't see what the big deal is about. And saying that she's embarrassed by her photo shoot by Annie Leibowitz? What a crack whore Miley Cyrus is. Annie is a living genius.

Hey Miley; get your teeth fixed and STFU.


Ciao!

Wicked "Your mom's better looking than a horse" Liquids

Emo Saturday......

Hello boys 'n girls, it's Saturday! Yay!!! Time for "story time" by yours truly.....

I woke up this morning, very groggy and tired - at a painful 7:30 in the morning. I can be up late all night, but I'm STILL going to get up at 7:30 OR EARLIER.....grrrrrrr.....

I run my usual errands and by 10:30 this morning, I'm done. So, I grab Tic Tac and we make off to the dog park so I can wear his ass down. We get there and spend a solid hour and a half - him running around, peeing everywhere, and sniffing ass like there's no tomorrow. I run him home and he's knocked out 2 minutes after we get into the apartment - when you're that little, I guess you'd be tuckered out too.

I put him in his kennel and I take off to the mall - yes, I said, THE mall. I hate the fucking mall. But I need clothes and I have no other choice. I park up and step out and.......my innate need to mentally pick on people in my heads turns on and goes into full gear.

Here we go...........

I'm walking from my car to the mall when an emo dude walks up in front of me. I stared for a second and thought to myself "What the fuck is up with this guy?" Ya know, personally, I don't care how people dress or act - to each his own....but this guy.....fuck...I wanted to beat his ass silly.

Case in point: Emo dude had on a pair of skinny jeans and a shirt that was 3 sizes to small for him; because he's got a slightly rotund figure, the skinny jeans don't work (and neither did the fucking shirt)...so they're falling off his ass. Let's recap:

1. Skinny jeans
2. XS shirt
3. Rotund

and




The only difference was he's not a hot girl.....and the coup de tat?

He had on flip flops.

Teal shirt, black skinny jeans, flip flops...and he was fat.

WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

I realized this could only mean that this was an omen to my trip.

I'm walking along, trying to find my store, minding my own business. I'm absolutely oblivious to who's around me, which is unusual for me as I try to make a mental note of everyone I see - kind of hard to explain - I try to figure people out in 3 seconds or less, which I'm pretty good at, but this time around, I just mentally shut off.

As I'm walking, I notice 4 women in front of me, maybe 15 feet ahead. Now, I wouldn't have normally paid any attention till 2 of them dropped something and all 4 had to bend down to assist. So what's the big deal?



Yeah, you get the fucking point.

Grrrrrr.......

Now, the walkway at the mall is fairly wide. But oh noooooooooo boys 'n girls; yours truly and about half a dozen other people had to TURN AROUND and go back where we came from, around the adjacent walkway, then back AROUND to get to where we were going.

Come on.......FUCK.....irritation....feel me?

Sigh....I need video games.....I'll post again later....

Ciao!

Wicked "Your mom is hotter than the mall girls" Liquids

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July.....even though my ass is working...grrrrrr....

Ciao!

Wicked "Your mom's on my grill" Liquids!

So I have this fucking headache.....

....and not quite sure how it appeared. I think there's a strong possibility it's work related. Or not. Not quite sure. I think it's a culmination of restlessness and work related stress. I think I need to get out more. Or do some really good gaming.....or BUY A FUCKING TV SET THAT DOESN'T GIVE ME MIGRAINES AFTER STARING AT IT FOR 2 SECONDS. I'm more inclined to believe it's the first two....but dummy me will go with the TV. But you already knew that!

haha!

Ok, imma go play some shit.

Ciao!

Wicked "Your mom is giving me head...aches!" Liquids

Made you look!

Hahaha! Wassup suckahs??!! Made ya'll look!

Welcome to my REAL blog. Hunker down, get some food, grab something to drink, and get ready to add on 50 fucking pounds.....go ahead...try and read all 1,600 posts....haha!!

I'll update accordingly - and I update randomly. I LOVE to update when I notice something, then ponder the ramifications of the stupidity that just occurred, then whether or not I got a chuckle out of it. If it makes me laugh, it'll be on here.

Ciao!

No, not MJ.

Wicked "Your mom's ready, ain't she?" Liquids

boom........

Just a real quick post before I start the work day!

As I mentioned earlier, I've been playing games in my spare time. By the time I get home, I have about 2 hours to myself, which isn't very much - suxors! So I've been playing Warrock.





The game is a lot of fun, but frustrating. It's free to play, but if you want the better weapons and shit, you need to upgrade to a premium account. I've done ok, but in the last month or so, I've really sucked....which really isn't the case....everybody else has higher end weapons and I've got the newb shit. Oh well!

You guys should check it out - it's a lot of fun....but if you worry about being the best or your KDR (Kill/Death Ratio) isn't good, then this game isn't for you.

Have fun!

Ciao!

Wicked "You're mom's hacking!" Liquids

Can't sleep.......

Oh jeesh, what am I to do?

I can't sleep - I'm actually OVERLY tired..........

Manual labor most of the day....phone phone phone...type type type....then at about 3:30, I came down like a bag of rocks.....or Pamela Anderson on Tommy Lee muwahahahaha

So, bored as I am, and not willing to play any games (How fucking dare I???!) I've decided to rummage through the travel section of Yahoo. I think I need a break. A decent vacation. Just don't know where to go. And that's the fun part!!!

I'll just pick somewhere, book it in August, and haul-ass. Sounds good, eh?

Maybe I can to go a coke-snorting country; no, not Columbia....I'm thinking.... MIAMI! Wait, that's not a country. Oh jeesh, who gives a fuck, right?

LOL j/k!

Oh, by the way, I bought a new phone:

This fucker is awesome! I've been playing with it nonstop! And I have so many other toys....but I'll talk about that later.

Hmmmm, maybe I WILL go play a game :P

Ciao!

Wicked "Your mom's in my bed" Liquids

Damn, another change.....

First of all, take the fucking poll!

Secondly, I got rid of some links that were dead or no longer updated. I should add more links, but I don't see anything fresh or worthy, so I'll leave it as is. If ya got a link, send it and I'll add.

Ciao!

Wicked "Kim Kardashian is NOT hot" Liquids

See that shit to the right?

Told ya I'd be messing around! Who wants more?

It's June 30th......yeah, like that.....

Hi guys!

First of all, I'm pleasantly surprised that people come to my blog. It's been so long since I use to go on that sometimes 10 post a day rampage of various gaming...and honestly, I really enjoyed it. Then BAM, fucking real life caught up and work and bills hit me. Well, as I'm sure you're aware, when work comes at ya full force, one has a tendency to stop the gaming....or at least slow it down. In my case, I slowed it down....a lot.

As for the blogging aspect.....yuppers, that kind of zonked out as well. Well, not really. Actually, I hit up myspace a whole lot now.....not really for the networking, but to blog. Guess what? I slowed that down too. Why? Well, quite frankly, I don't have time to write. Simple as that. But guess what? I'm going to change that up.

Yeah, yeah, ya'll have heard this before. But what I've decided to do is blog on my blogspot blog more frequently and slash the ghetto myspace blog - it's not even that all user friendly. And it's a lot easier to post pics here as opposed to going through the arduous task of photobucketing the living shit out of everything.

And yes, I have been playing games, albeit not that much.

And I also miss my cynical rants and often hilarious (in my opinion - if you disagree, go die) aspect of the craziness of the gaming world and real life.

So, to sum it all up, what does this mean?

I'm actually going to RETURN TO BLOGGING ON THIS SITE.

Just a warning - can't do a billion posts a day, but the funny stuff and any other nonsense, I'll gladly tap out here; and it'll be great because I don't have to be so fucking politically correct. Oh, and this should be interesting to some of my myspace readers who want to tag along and read this blog - they might get an eyefull if they go back and start reading from the beginning.

And by the way - my all time favorite post from this blog? It was few years back, but it had to do with tips on bling dating, in which I had gone through quite possibly the worst series of blind dates EVER! Anyone remember that? No? As I said earlier - go die.

Love ya'll!!

With all this said, I look forward to this weekend as I put my chat box up and I make a few entries. I might do one or two before this weekend, but this weekend will allot me the time to spend on this blog and get it up and running!

Aight, till then!

Ciao!

Wicked "Your momma lookin' ghetto good!" Liquids

Yeah, so what?

I"m alive - and I've tried so many times to post, but ran out of time. Ya see, at work, there are certain sites that are not blocked, so essentially, I have free reign. Problem is, the second I start on something, BAM, I get pulled away and can't finish any type of post whatsoever.

So, my plan is to stabilize my job, then I can start posting like back in the day. So hang in there boys and girls - I'm trying to make that comeback...!!!

Ciao!

Wicked "I miss your mom" Liquids

Um...OOPS??!!

YEAH YEAH YEAH, I'M ALIVE AND I'VE BEEN A JERK. WORK WORK WORK! SO THERE! THE NASTY FOUR LETTER WORD! AND I'VE ALSO BEEN PLAYING LINEAGE. BUT ALAS, I ALLOWED MY ACCOUNT TO RUN IT'S COURSE AND I'M TAKING A HIATUS FROM PLAYING THAT GAME.

AND I'VE BEEN MIA ON MYSPACE AS WELL....HEHEHEHE!

WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD BACK - SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO....

GOT DROPS?

CLICK ON THE IMAGE AND IT'LL GET BIGGER SO YA'LL CAN SEE THAT SHIT :p

AIGHT THEN, I'M OUT - BE BACK SOON!

CIAO! WICKED "YOUR MOM'S BEEN WAITING FOR ME" LIQUIDS!

FOR LINEAGE FANS, YOU GUYS NEED TO WATCH THIS....

Hi Guys, I was on YouTube the other day looking at vids and I thought I'd punch in Lineage to see what came up. Lots of people fighting and killing mops, drops, etc, etc, but there was ONE video that totally captivated me.

This guy is clearly playing on his own server - why? Cuz I'd like to know how to summon 12 Death Knights, Barnaka, and a Grim Reaper to be under your command....and you're a DE!

I'm telling you, this shit looked like fun.....trust me....WATCH!

This is a bit tough....

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen of the gaming world....I HAVE RETURNED!

My Lineage account has been reactivated.....and I have no idea what to do. I already hit up a few bosses - Ant Queen owned me - hey, what can I say, I was rusty. But I returned, took the 5% loss, and solo'd her. As I stated, I hit up some bosses, but no screenshots - drops sucked so it don't matter.

I am going to need a little help - like quests.

I'm also playing Warrock - with a newly purchased weapon - the FAMAS. It's a BADASSS wep, that's for damn sure lol!

Ok, more later :)

Ciao! Wicked da Liquids

The Return......

Ok, after reading the boards, looking at a few blogs, I have decided to triumphantly RETURN!!!

Drumroll!!!!!

The Return of The King!

Pwned!

Read on.......


But I won't be returning now - I'm in the midst of a move, so Firebug, get ready to join me into your little pledge.

My timeframe is most likely that I'll be returning in less than two weeks. Once I reactivate, I'll be going straight to the boards to ask a ton of questions.

Then I'll enter in game. Spend about 30 minutes in FV to reacquaint myself with the hotkeys, then go at it. Straight up Boss Hunting again - which I enjoy!

If memory serves me right, I came back last year about this time, played through the X-Mas event, then left again. So, I'll probably do the same haha!

Get ready folks, a member of the old guard is returning.......


Ciao!

Wicked "You're mom is getting hot 'n heavy fer me" Liquids

Do ya'll remember......

I wanted to do a little Lineage check like I use to do back in the day - WAY back in the day - although I wasn't one of the original beta testers, I've been around long enough, I guess you can consider me one of the old guard.

So, take a look at the pics....good memories, no? By the way, I've had this blog for quite awhile - want even better memories? You should go through my archives.....some good stuff in there :)

The girl on the left does NOT look happy. I think her boyfriend made her do it.





More later!

I have decided to assemble the most comprehensive.....

list of gaming links for Lineage I users - why? Because I find that I have a tiny bit of time and I hate going to 100 blogs to find one that updates. Therefore, if YOU have a blog that's been updated since September OR have any recommendations, let me know - give me the link in the chat box or leave a link in the comment box below and I'll gladly begin to add ya'll.

Have link suggestions?

Hey guys - help me out - if you have any links you want me to add, hit me up! Link it in the comment box below OR on the chat box to the right!

Ok, I have time for a SUPER quicky post - I've been looking at some blogs - a lot actually, and I'm going to update my links....I've noticed that there ARE quite a few blogs out there, but most do not update. Some actually do!

So enjoy!

Wickedy Whacks!

Lunch-post!

What's up 'mah brutha's and soulja sistah's?!!!

Yeah...um, enough with that......hehehe....

Here's the rundown - personal and video game professional :P

First up, I was in the Bay Area for most of last week - scored me a nice apartment and I'm SUPER excited. Oh yeah, did I mention I was moving? I'm moving to a place that looks a little bit like this.........







Nice, no?

Ok, here's the video game post....first of all, I don't think anyone that plays Lineage comes here anymore, but that's ok, because I haven't Lineage'd anything at all recently. But what I have done is go to the Lineage boards to see what's up.

Got some questions for ya:

1 - what the hell is a Fiery Embryo
2 - are there enough people on the server for war, or is it pretty much "blah"
3 - do people siege anymore?

I read the boards and I have to admit, there are a few things in game that really interest me and I'm thinking after a year long hiatus, I may return to the Land of 2D - Return of the King.

If I do log back into my account, I'm giving myself a month to figure shit out. Probably even less than that. I really don't mind playing again, but the droll of never ending exp gain is not that appealing to me - I'm kicking some major ass playing Warrock and doing pretty well there (did I MENTION you don't gotta pay?). It really is a fast paced game of boom boom boom. I dunno, we'll have to see. I have a hella hard week coming up - packing, calling, scheduling, etc.

Anyway, I'll post a little more frequently till the end of the week, then I'll be AFK for about a week :P

Hit ya'll up later!

Ciao!

Wicked "Tell yer mom I'm heading up her way" Liquids