Three, Two, One.....HEADACHE!

YOWZA! That's all I have to say - see this thing above? I wrote about it before - it's Mobiblu's DAH-1500i; the worlds smallest mp3 player in the world. Well apparently this sucker is SERIOUSLY taking off and it's giving the Ipod one hella run for it's money - don't believe me? Do a search on "Mobiblu" and read the reviews. The great news? I was able to secure the logistics operation for this company in my office - it only took 3 weeks - they transferred their offices and merged with mine officially this week. And it's been a nightmare. Walmart has the exclusive right to these things and I get people calling me 24/7 asking for this thing. Who's everyone? PC Magazine, Amazon, Playboy(!), Oprah, etc etc -magazines, tv shows. So, guess what Wicked's gonna do? You got it - he's gonna network and use these contacts! Play on playah! Walmart ordered 60,000 of these things. O.O and "......................." So anyway, I wanted to buy stock in the company because they were going to do the IPO this month. Wanna know what happened? The greedy fucking CEO of Mobiblue did a silent offering, or a backdoor offerring, cutting out EVERYONE so he could hold all the stock. His employees are PISSED. And of course he made himself a multi-millionaire overnight. Boom. Just like that. And I was THIS close. THISSSSSSSSSSS close. Mutherfucker.

Ciao! Wicked "I got punk'd" Liquidz

W's mom touts Astrodome

Hi guys, sorry for not having a chance to post yet, but after reading this artcle in the Daily News here in NY, on page 8 or 9 for that matter, I figured everyone should get a chance to see it before it gets lost, overlooked or even censored. Here's the full article:

http://www.nydailynews.com/09-06-2005/news/wn_report/story/343727p-293493c.html

and this quote from that article is what should be making you gasp

Former First Lady Barbara Bush was about the most chipper visitor yesterday to the Houston Astrodome, where thousands who fled the Hurricane Katrina disaster are sheltered.

"And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them," the Bush family's matriarch chuckled as she spoke on National Public Radio's "Marketplace" program.

RAWWWWWWWWR*Warning: This post is profanity laced and if you have "virgin" ears, I strongly recommend you do not read. 18+ yrs old only please"

I think the pic above says it all. I'll keep this shit short simply because who the fuck wants to hear me ramble, right? Long story short, I sent a TON of shit to Pakistan and the fucker gets the stuff, opens it up and says I'm 1000+ items short. Nope. Sorry asshole. You fucked up. 1000 items short? Yah, that's what I do - I steal from fuckers like you. NOT. This dumbfuck straight up says I miscalculated to the tune of 1,118 items from his shipment. Huh? FUCK YOU MAN. I sent 18,000 pounds - almost 9 tons of stuff and he's got the balls to say I shorted him 1 ton of stuff? You want to know where that stuff is Mr. Pakistani guy? Well, IF IT WAS UP YOUR GOD DAMN ASS YOU'D KNOW, NOW WOULDN'T YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK! That's why the shipping company charged you for 18,000 pounds, not 16,000 right? Because they must be in on the deal too right? Yo asshole - customs had your shit in the port for over 1 month because they wanted you to bribe them. That's what YOU said, right? Now it's not customs fault, but mine? Um.... NO. Think again. I'll tell you what man, you come to the States and come to Cali and visit me. I'll show you a DAMN good time. And I'll do it all for free. So come on son, come hang with me. Whoaaaa, you're not my son??!! That's aight - gimme 10 minutes with your faggot, punk ass, and I'll sure as hell make you my bitch before the nights done.

Cioa Muther-fuckah! Wicked "Just done OWNED your ass" Liquids

I know you hate me, right?

An XCLEF HD-800. A 20 gigabyte MP3. Retail $350. For me?

Zero dollars.

O.O! Ahhhh, gotta love the hook ups. Imma play with my toy some more :)

Ciao! Wickedliquids

LOL - Keep dreaming suckahs!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....it's finally slowed down at work, which means I have a few minutes for a post and a smoke; post first! I just checked the weather - I know, I'm such a dork, so blow me - cuz when I got up this morning, I was freezing - had to run warm water over my hands! So, since I had a second, I decided to see the weather was going to be like this weekend. *ahem* EXCUSE ME?? This weekend's high's are going to be in the 60's??!!! LOL - hell yah - rock on!!!! Ok, that made me happy. I do have a "swearing and cursed" laced post coming later tonight - that one should be fun, no doubt. Aight, I'm out.

Wicked "Sucks to be you" Liquidz

Hmmmm...someone said something about LINEAGE to me one day...wth were they talking about?

Don't talk to me about Lineage - I don't want to hear about it. I just play WoW RPG now, not the online version, but the Battle.net verson; and it's WAY more fun that way. I hate Lineage. Lineage is stupid. It's for dumb people to play. Sigh.....aight....see you all on Lin tonight -.-

Aight, so what have I got here? First of all check it out - up above is the chart of the new Boss Mops coming out in Ep 4 for the new areas. Definitely TOI level mops - that AC looks solid - maybe comparable to Zombie Lord or Ant Queen; (from top to bottom) Primary Guardian, Guardian Knight, Guardian Mage, Normal Guardian. Don't you LOVE it?

Some more mop stats for one of the other areas. PLEASE LOOK CLOSELY. DO NOT FUCK AROUND IN THIS AREA - these mops are hella TOUGH - damn - look at that AC - AND THEN LOOK AT THE FREAKING HP. It's almost as if EVERY mop is a boss. Because I have no real desire to delevel my dude back to level 10, I'll be avoiding attending this new area till they even it out (remeber when Oren first came out and those freaking undead mops hurt like hell, then they were adjusted; and recall the insane deadliness of the mops in the DE caves when they first came out?) I know some of you greedy mutherfuckers will want to go and try anyway so you can snag some new shit and gouge people in pricing, so to those of you wishing to do so, your faggot ass is more than welcome to go and get that new drop. And the countless trips to the church will be free ^^


Map map - I know some of you fuckers will study this everynight and some of you will even take this shit into the crapper with you so you''ll have something to concentrate on while dropping a load. I hope you had tons and tons and tons of bran and cheese. That'll teach you a lesson.





By far the scariest mop - I had the gif of this guy running a little while back ago - go to my archives and you'll find it. Um......I'm SO taking a newbie there - how about we do that guys? Everyone start now and make a character to level 45 - a "nothing" character and we all go down there and try our luck! Look at the screenshots - those guys had to drag a level 65+ and 70+ with them (the last mops name - the boss - is Ta-lok or something like that - Turok maybe? Who knows.)

So anyways, to quote a chick that I know - "heheheh Good luck with that, buddy"

Ciao! Wicked "A Sound of Thunder Was Not That Good" Liquidz

I love comics...................

I love comic books and all, but I just do not recall any of these images from any books that I read - do you? I mean Spiderman being punk'd in the ass? When was this? hehehehe....

What happen to Monday? Oh yah, it's still here........

What the hell?? Only ONE pic for cute puppy and kitties Monday? That's because it's not Monday, although it FEELS like it! Yah yah yah -I got a shitload to post but this has been my only break today to be able to post. So can only translate into 2 things - I'll either be posting all throughout the day OR I'll do several several several posts tonight after I work out (I think imma hit the beach today). Blah - work never stops, er greed never stops that is. Go figure. So check back, I'll be hitting the posts all throughout the day I hope :)

This Is Too Good To Ignore...

For the sake of a few pointed fingers and laughs, I'm going to perpetuate the embarassment of this guy to your right here. It may be because I'm mean or it may be because he's such a dipshit that I had to do it.

This story is all over the Internet, so I'm sure most of you have heard it already, but this guy's name is Danny Aquino, and a few weeks ago, he stole a guy's cell phone from inside his unlocked car while the guy was at work. Then he started taking random pictures of himself, his girlfriend, and his kid and risqué videos of him...whackin' the monkey, so to speak. Well the owner of the phone decided to go through his account online, and lo and behold, there were the pictures and videos of him right there, so he took the liberty to send him a little text message saying this:

Like to steal cell phones and use them to take pics of yourself and make videos.... HA! guess what pal... i have every pic you took and the videos.... I will be plastering the town with pics of your face, that %!$#*& face and the childs face.... wow thieves really are dumb.... good day pal

oh yeah by the way.... the phone is now just a paperweight and can never be used again...

Needless to say, Danny responded, and he's obviously not the brightest person because not only does this guy have pictures and video of him, but he has his e-mail now (please send all e-mail to reanndasmywife@yahoo.com if you want...hehe):

y0o0o pimp tell sabrina i said hi ima b bangin her like i did my gurl n save on ur phone and dem b macd my dick betta den urz

Um...yeah...'nuff said. Well, homeboy, got in big trouble, so he's gonna feel the ridicule for a while on cyberspace for that one. I didn't see his "porn" video, but many people did before they had to take it off because there were minors involved (Danny's only 16). I wouldn't have wanted to see that anyway. Plus, I heard it was poorly made...ha!

I'm not letting this go............

Guys, something bad is going to happen. I can feel it. Gas should not be this high. Already in some parts of the US, gas gouging has started where gas prices are going up as much as 3 times per day. Something is definitely going to break and something bad is going to happen. Ok, here's how it works for those of you who don't know shit about gas and costs;

Stock markets speculate on gas--->if gas goes up or down, there is lag time before it hits retailers--->at the pump, usually a few days or up to a week later, the price is adjusted.

Ta-daa! That's all. What's happening NOW is that owners are hitting everyone up BEFORE the gas costs get to retailers. So essentially, if you are paying $3 a gallon for gas at the moment, it REALLY cost them around $2.47. See? You just got punk'd. Happy now?

Yup, I'm getting a bike. It's settled. I start my course in late October.

Read about the this shit here: People are PISSED.........

Ramble on young man, Ramble on......

What the hell is going on with the world?? $100 for gas? Hurricanes wiping out a city?? A war that should have been over, is still going on??? I think the world is coming to an end. I hope not. I hope it comes to an end AFTER the Labor Day Weekend so at least I can have one day of vacation, so please God, let the world come to an end next week - I'm busy this week.

Ok, lemme bitch about gas once more - people SPECULATE and GUESS about gas, that's why it's so high. Here's a little tidbit; the oil reserves are going to be tapped to fill the gap left by the Hurricane. Saudi Arabia is going to increase oil production by 1.5 million barrels a day to offset what happened in the gulf (the gulf oil production, BPD, was at 1.5) so there's going to be more oil than PRIOR to the hurricane, yet these fucking greedy bastards raise the cost of gasoline. YOU FUCKING FUCKS. There is no short supply - there's plenty of gas you assholes. Stop being greedy.

On a positive note, because these gas fags are jacking prices, I've convinced myself to take motorcycle riding classes so I can get a bike license. Prior to, I just wanted to score a license out of pleasure and the fact that I like bikes. But now, to fill my tank could cost anywhere between $75 to $100 per fill up, it's more feasible that I just take a motorcyle and pay $20 tops to fill my tank, IF at that.


Saw this screenshot of Saw 2 coming out. Look closely - she's on the floor filled with thousands of syringes. And she has 2 stuck in her back. Ewwwwwwwwwww......


I'm watching this shit this weekend.


And yes, I'm sure Lineage II is like crack/smack/coke all rolled up in one package. I've had a massive delay in Lineage posting because ONE, I don't play much (last night I logged in to fight, but the fag I was looking for wasn't on - I think his primary character is in SoL, but the guy I'm looking for has no emblem - bah - I'm too tired to care at the moment and I'll figure it out later - someone will spill it sooner or later; always does, know what I mean? And TWO, that game has gotten tedious. Less boring, but tedious. I've tried really hard to find anything I could on ZerA but have had no luck. Even thought about going to Lineage II just to try something new. Then I said "naw," I'll just go look at porn. Yup, that did it.

Aight guys, lots to do today, so as usual, I'll be posting intermittently throughout the day.

Ciao! Wicked "You only wish you were as cool as me" Liquidz

Some funny pics!

ha...haha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why yes it IS....Paradise indeed. (VOTE FOR ME OVER THERE DAMN IT!~~~>)
Awwww....
Aight, someone tell me where I can get one of those. PLEASE!


hahahaha! Suckah!

Don't forget to check out the mpeg clips I posted below! Enjoy! I'm outta here!

Ciao! Wicked "Gonna stick it" Liquidz

??????????

Huh? What the hell is this shit? Is this shit for REAL? Noooo, can't be. Is it? All I have to say to this is "........................." Who thinks of this shit? IF this is real, you know this is some sicko's dream come true, right? At first I was reading the page thinking this has got to be some kind of joke - guess what? I don't think it is. They ramble on about how they screen each "client" before allowing the kids to be rented (oh yah, it's not just rent my daughter, but rent my son too). I will tell you this, read some of the comments the kids have underneath the pics, they're absolutely hilarious. But what on EARTH would a parent even THINK about "renting" their kids out. Personally, I think this shit is a bit freaky.

Rent my MONSTER!

Ciao! Wicked "No way in hell I'm hitting that, cuz I dun wanna go to jail" Liquidz

ARE YOU READY???!!!!!

This is a pretty tight clip - crank up your speakers!!! A group of Lionesses (girl lions you babos) are grabbing a bite to eat when a bunch of nasty ol' hyena's decide to take their food. Well who do the girly lions call? Their PIMP of course!
Wicked Lays the Smack Down - "Don't touch mah ho's!"



O.O! A Katana vs a Bullet! Wanna guess who wins?

Katana Vs Bullet - that Kat is definitely +9





LMFAO! Watch this shit - it's the PIMPEST kung fu I've EVER seen hahaha!!!!

Scream like a dog - it'll work, I swear! And don't hit anything, but pretend, cuz that'll work too!


LOL! This one is just funny - watch the expression on her face!

Fake Snake Does Her In!




........................................... wth ...........oh..........hahaha...this is so wrong in SO many ways, but I find it amusing - for a second. Not quite sure what he's trying to accomplish, but this fool is gonna get his ass beat in.

Some white guy trying to be funny. Works for about a second.



What? You REALLY thought I was going to end this post without a SINGLE fight??!!! This is a fight compilation - enjoy it damn it!

Fight fight fight at top drake!

I'd definitely go.......

....to this theater! Hmmmm....imagine a gamers paradise.....wait...someone did! Some very game-oriented business people are putting together the ultimate PC cafe - but I'd rather call it a PC Theater. Imagine playing WoW or Lineage not on a 17 inch LCD or 19 inch CRT monitor - or even a Sony 27 inch widescreen bad-boy; how about playing it on a screen the size of a theater screen??!! See, that's what I'M talking 'bout!!

Gaming on the big screen!

Interesting.............

Found this while I was trolling due to the fact that I have about a 15 minute reprieve before going back to work. Look at the spells on the ss above - notice anything? First off, you can see the image of the spells that have yet to be released. The other thing about these screenshots? They're from the year 2000!!! WTF??!! Some of you who can manipulate the resource files have already seen them, but if you look below....................


.....you can see FireWall was already in effect back in the day! Makes you wonder what in God's name took them so long to figure out what was wrong. Mind you, this was PRE-Lineage II, so there was no reason for them to not have this shit in game at that time. Stupid twits.


Oh, and this screenie is a repost - just thought it looked cool :P


And this one - what spell is that on the ground? Anyone know?

Ciao! Wicked "Is tired" Liquids

What?? More Elf stuffs??!!

The GIF prolly isn't going to work, but meh; check it - elves get MORE??!! Shit, when do the knights get the hook up??!! We haven't gotten a fucking update in like 2 to 3 years - absolutely, totally, fucking LAME NCSoft assholes! Sorry, went off there for a second.

Ok, here it is - the new Elf spell - Triple Hell or Triple Arrow (don't know the exact name - we'll let the dumbshits in Austin figure that out). I don't have a mac, so I couldn't take a screenshot of the damage table, but all I have to say is "OW." This spell is gonna hurt and a severe advantage for elves in PvP!

Want to see the damage chart? Check it out HERE! (scroll down, you'll see it)

Yeah, so what?

I totally have been sucking on posting lately and I'm not going to say why because I've said it a dozen times already. Anyway, I did like a billion loads of laundry last night and proceeded to ruin my favorite pair of shorts with......BLEACH.....sigh....so anyway, after I do my shit tonight, I'll come back and post with.......you guessed it - video clips - my favorite! I've found some funny stuff and I'm sure you'll all dig it and I do have some Lineage stuff to update as well - from Gameabout! And then some rambling about disgruntled Lin players.

I hope one day when they stop Lineage, they let a few players keep the code so we can run our own servers - I'll definitely take advantage of that and my server would be UBER cool. Ok, Now I'm rambling.

Heavy day today with lots of manual labor - won't get into it - so I'll post when I can, but I'll definitely hit it tonight.

Ciao! Mistah Wicked

Cute Puppies and Kitties Monday!

Suck it up boys 'n girls - Yes, Wicked continues to be insanely busy - and when I get home at night, I got shit to do, so no real time to update - argh - I have no idea when it's going to slow down, but hopefully.......blah.....who knows! Thanks again to Rachel for helping me out posting (where are the rest of the guys? Who knows) Aight dudes - holla at ya later!

G'morning boys and girls!

Wanted to give you all a freaking AWESOME link to something - I know I'm slow, so some of you have already got this shit.

Google Earth!

Now you all know I like to link only the cool stuff and this thing is INSANE! haha! You have to download it, then run the exe. file - trust me - it's hella cool! Use your mouse and go pimpin' all over 'da world - just trust me guys - try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!