This Is Too Good To Ignore...

For the sake of a few pointed fingers and laughs, I'm going to perpetuate the embarassment of this guy to your right here. It may be because I'm mean or it may be because he's such a dipshit that I had to do it.

This story is all over the Internet, so I'm sure most of you have heard it already, but this guy's name is Danny Aquino, and a few weeks ago, he stole a guy's cell phone from inside his unlocked car while the guy was at work. Then he started taking random pictures of himself, his girlfriend, and his kid and risqué videos of him...whackin' the monkey, so to speak. Well the owner of the phone decided to go through his account online, and lo and behold, there were the pictures and videos of him right there, so he took the liberty to send him a little text message saying this:

Like to steal cell phones and use them to take pics of yourself and make videos.... HA! guess what pal... i have every pic you took and the videos.... I will be plastering the town with pics of your face, that %!$#*& face and the childs face.... wow thieves really are dumb.... good day pal

oh yeah by the way.... the phone is now just a paperweight and can never be used again...

Needless to say, Danny responded, and he's obviously not the brightest person because not only does this guy have pictures and video of him, but he has his e-mail now (please send all e-mail to reanndasmywife@yahoo.com if you want...hehe):

y0o0o pimp tell sabrina i said hi ima b bangin her like i did my gurl n save on ur phone and dem b macd my dick betta den urz

Um...yeah...'nuff said. Well, homeboy, got in big trouble, so he's gonna feel the ridicule for a while on cyberspace for that one. I didn't see his "porn" video, but many people did before they had to take it off because there were minors involved (Danny's only 16). I wouldn't have wanted to see that anyway. Plus, I heard it was poorly made...ha!