Monday, September 19, 2005

In the Mood for Some Scooby Crack?

I've gotta give props to this guy because, let's face it, sometimes you wanna lay the smack down on people in costumes. I don't know what it is about them. Not that I would ever do that, but I'm just sayin'...

This guy over here is Eddie Bronson, and he took his daughter to Universal Studios. While he was there, he and his daughter got their picture taken with Scooby. I guess while he was over there, Eddie "man-handled" the dude, and was grabbing on his head and shaking it. Then he grabbed Scooby's big-ass nose and tried takin' him down, and someone on the staff saw it, and tried to get this guy off him. So, Scooby gave Eddie a little booster push outta the way. Homeboy wasn't takin' that, so he ran over while Scooby was tryin' to mingle with some other people, and he smashed his fist into the guy's head and was beatin' the living shit out of him.

God, I would have loved to have seen this. The kicker is that this Eddie guy is a correctional officer. Mwahahahaha!! He looks big in the picture, so I can only imagine what kind of power was behind that punch. Apparently it was enough to cause head injuries and the like.

2 comments:

  1. omg he hurt SCOOBY?? This muthterf*cker is gonna DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  2. Anonymous8:20 PM

    always nice to do in front of your kid

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