What's Fucked Up Again, You Say?

So Wicks' new layout is the bomb-diggity. And methinks he should get some type of reward for all his hard work on this if-I-were-a-guy-I'd-get-a-boner-over-this-layout blog. So I was thinking...Wicks likes boobies (and boobies on your mom). I heard that some soldiers in Iraq were using pictures of mutilated bodies as currency to get porn from That's-Fucked-Up.com, and apparently, it worked!

So maybe if we could all pitch in, we could get Wicks some good porn. No, we're not sending pictures of mutilated Iraqi bodies to That's-Fucked-Up. Alright, that's just wrong. I can't believe you guys thought I was going there with that. So anyway, as I was saying, let's track down that drunk-ass, psycho mother and take incriminating photos of her (use your imagination) to send in because let's face it, that's just as fucked up as sending in pictures of blown-up bodies.

And if you can't get incriminating photos, just Photoshop that bitch...