SELLING MY ACCOUNT!!!

That's right, you heard it here first, I'm SELLING MY ACCOUNT!

I currently have a level 52+ Knight on the Depardieu server from the game Lineage: The Blood Pledge, made by NC Soft Korea. I will be selling my account for $25 BILLION U.S. dollars only (that's $25,000,000,000.00). I will not take stocks, bonds, Pesos, Canadian dollars, nor Euros - MUST BE IN U.S. CURRENCY. I cannot accept any other form. I must be contacted by the end of today in order for the transaction to occur. I will provide you with a Swiss Bank Account number which you may wire the funds into. At this time, I would say something stupid, something along the lines of, "you are paying for the time I spent to make this character. All property belongs to NC Soft." Are you f**king nuts??!!! All property belongs to NC Soft?? F**K you! I MADE THIS CHARACTER, I SPENT THE COUNTLESS HOURS IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER SCREEN, IT'S MY EYES THAT ARE NOW ULTRA SENSITIVE TO THE LIGHT OF THE SUN, IT'S MY POOR MOUSE-FINGER THAT'S SHOWING EARLY SIGNS OF ARTHRITIS, I WORKED MY ASS OFF. NC'S CHARACTER? KISS MY ASS - THIS CHARACTER IS MINE. As an add on, I will include several hacks and cheats to go along - this will include the following:

#1 - see all characters in coi hack
#2 - infinite adena hack (this one's pretty cool)
#3 - tell whether or not the other person you're having cyber sex with in an inn is really a girl or not hack
#4 - walk through anything hack
#5 - auto haste, brave, wafer, strength, dex, counter magic, cancel, skin, and enchant weapon hack
#6 - translations of various languages to english hack (or other languages to the one you prefer)
#7 - pretend to be a Monitor and come out of coi to scare the shit out of people hack

and lastly

#8 - get Kyzah's phone number hack

In addition to the character and all the cheats I will throw in a pair of snow gloves.

Thank you very much and have a good day.

You freaking loser.


****(What my ad would look like on Ebay if I ever wanted to sell my account)****

Now, here's my fun event for all you guys - ALL OF YOU WITH A BLOG, in order to ostracize and poke fun at the embellishment of the losers and wussy account sellers, sharers, hack users, and flat out cheaters, this challenge has been placed out upon YOU.

The challenge? What if YOU were to sell your account on Ebay. Write a mock ad on your blog to show what it might say! Have fun with it! GOGOGO!!! Then we'll send the mock ads to he boards - I'll start a thread once several ads have been "placed." You guys are geniuses - you can do it! :)