The Reutrn of the King....almost....

Hi there.

So, I've been dealing with a lot of personal issues lately - nothing inherently bad, just consuming a lot of my time. I'll be moving from SoCal soon (shhhhhh, don't tell anyone on my myspace cuz I'm keeping it a secret for now :P) and really, between work, finding a new place, the puppy, and trying to psyche myself up for the new job, I haven't really had much time - I absolutely LOVED this past weekend because I was able to completely chill.

Anyway, I'm in the office this morning, doing some bullshit work and I wanted to log onto Lineage.com to check out the boards and see what my old gamer buddies have been up to. Guess what? No one that I know plays anymore. They've all moved on. There are one or two names that I recall, but that's about it.

And yes, I've continued to play Warrock - here's what it looks like, to refresh your memory :)
I've actually made it to level 14 on this game - about to hit 15 - and this game is NOT about leveling at all - it's complete joy for me to go into a game and not worry about leveling. You can die a 100 times and you won't lose exp, you'll GAIN it, albeit just a little bit.

WARNING - if you guys want to play this game, there are hackers on there like you would not believe, so show a little patience and move to a different room. K? Good.

Oh and yes, this game is completely FREE. There's a premium membership you can purchase, but free is just fine :)

I have to go now, but be prepared.....the Lineage bug is starting to set it.....let's see if I pick it up again, or if I just stay away!

Ciao!

Wickedliquids

Ok, as promised...........so stop calling me a dick

haha!

Ok, as promised, I've decided to do a nifty little post for ya'll, so bear with me.

First of all, lemme start off with something fairly PIMP...a clip of a fight of course!

Watch this shit!!!

A Girl and a Dude Fighting.....TRUST ME! (CLICK ME!)

Ok, as my previous post stated, I've been traveling a lot. One of the new places that I've been able to hang out in, is San Francisco and lemme tall ya'll something.....that place IS THE SHIT! Omg I would love to live there.....the weather is awesome, the people TOTALLY my style...the place is amazing......the only drawback? Not enough girls...the guy to girl ratio in the Bay area is 10 to 1...seriously.

The ROCK


Had an amazing $200 dinner here - and drank so much, I got rocked haha


This is what a mall ceiling looks like up there! NICE!


LV - need I say more?




And the other reason why I've been busy....my two kids....meet Tic Tac the puppy and Skittles the devil cat!


Yes, this is EXACTLY how he sleeps!



They don't fight that much - they play A LOT though :)


See? They sleep like this too - they can't be separated when they sleep - Skittles is the big sister and she watches out for her little, insane brother.


I do have more....as in the pics of the girls, but that's too egocentric so I'll save that for another post.

Be good ya'll - more to come!

Ciao! Wicked "I'm done with your mom" Liquids

I feel like such a dick....

Hi Guys.....

Wow, I feel like an absolute PRICK! I'm at work, hella fucking busy, and I stopped really quick to look at the internet (Ok, I'm lying, I was looking at porn) and I look in my bookmark section and I see something called the "Chronicles of Wicked." I was like, "Oh, what is that? WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! THAT'S MY BLOG!"

Alas, I actually forgot about my once great blog. I looked at some of my past posts and damn, this shit was rocking at one point. So why stop?

Well, I've written several times in the past why I had to slow down. And honestly, it'll probably be that way for awhile. And to make it more difficult, I'm traveling a great deal. Although, I can say that from now on, when I'm at my hotel, I can do some write ups.

So what have I been up to? Well, let's see, outside the whole "girl" thing (yes, some gamers CAN get a hot girl once in awhile), it's been work and my puppy, and a lot of other shit.

I have a lot of pics and stuff I want to show you guys - I'll tell ya what - mostly cuz I can't access shit at work, I'll take my lunch break downloading a lot of pics....and then I'll do another blog post this afternoon.

How about that? It'll have insane links, real life pics, and blah blah blah.....maybe a few quips of my biting sarcasm...and more about video games! Yes, I DO play them still....just not Lineage.

Ok guys - I'll brb!

Ciao! Wicked 'da Liquid

Ya know....I was bored...

I'm at work and I'm on my lunch break, but I have no desire to work, eat, talk on the phone, or do pretty much anything at all.

So what do I do?

I go on YouTube because I'm having some weird Lineage withdraws and what do I see? I find a clusterfuck of videos on YouTube. Several are from Amph, while others are from players across the world.

So check it!

Anyone know where the hell this is from?


I wasn't aware that they mad hell so easy!


I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF - LINEAGE IN JAPAN...I THINK IT'S OFF A CELL PHONE...THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS! REMINDS ME OF THE OLD FINAL FANTASY GAMES!



There are a lot more...just thought you might want to take a look so you can see for yourself. :)

Ciao! Wicked

Almost onto Lineage, myspace, and some other crap...

Wazzup?

As if you cared. As if I cared.

Ha!

Ok, quick update.

I'm downloading Lineage right now...but for other reasons. I hope to be playing sometime this week, maybe even today if I can do something with something. Don't ask...I'm checking on it now.

As for my Myspace, I deleted that shit and I rebuilt it. Hey Rachel, mail me your myspace address again...I'll add you....I think I lost everything when I deleted it, but it's ok, not a big deal to me.

I have pictures...lots and lots, but none on this computer or my work laptop. They're actually on my other laptop and my home computer. When I get home, I have almost no time to mess around on the computer, so I'll have to give updates in increments.

My flooble chat box. Don't give a shit about that either. I find it rather annoying anyway, so I'll keep posting stuff up here.

Ok, I gotta get back to work...holla at you guys later :)

Wicks

Verification of stupidity please...

Yes, let stupidity rain.

I sincerely believe, other than for Rachel and a few other personal friends, my blog has fallen wayward. Granted, I clearly do not update, no longer snap on witty posts, funny pictures, etc, so I take full, bloody blame for this.

I just do NOT have the time to game. I don't. And it bugs me. But what can I say....there's far more to life than sitting in front of a 17 inch screen.

Yes yes, I am aware that my tortuous quips of arrogance and biting cynicism have been sorely missed...I haven't lost my touch, I assure you. Regardless, I won't make any empty promises of coming back full on...what I can say I will do is that when time allows, I will post at least lengthy situations of various comic relief. Well, at least I think it's funny haha.

So anyway, for those of you that have forgotten about me, I apologize.

For those of you that are sticking around....THANKS!!!! I'll do my best to make it worth your while :)

Ciao! Wicked "Your mom is in my Top 8" Liquids

Harry Potter, Video Games....and...huh?

Yah, I know, right? I'm not even going to begin to apologize for not posting...but I'll try now.......

Here's the Cliff's notes, condensed version - work has been hell and video game time has been super limited.

I was going to download Lineage and log on for a month because my friend Muyo informed me of the event going on and all the cool stuff that's dropping - I thought it would be hella fun to give it a shot again. Well, my girlfriend was on my comp looking at myspace and proceeded to spill water all over my keyboard, so now my comp, at the touch of a few buttons, simply shuts off. Not to worry, I bought a new keyboard and it's in the trunk of the BMW now. I'll plug that in later tonight.

HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!!

As if you fools care, our fun loving Wizards...actually wizardess (I know that's not a word, but it IS a word in Wicked's World!)...


By the way, if you want to see the REST of these pictures, go here....Hermione chugs and does porn!

Anyway, all has been good for the most part - but really, it's work that's been busting my balls. My creative side is still with me, but moves in slow motion sometimes, so just deal with it.

For those of you on my stupid myspace, I go to that thing everyday, but I left my GF handle it - kinda of, not really, but some parts of it.

Lineage!!!!

Lineage lineage lineage - I've been to a few blogs, but no good screenshots of anything. That's what I'm hoping if I restart my account - to get a few drops, say hello to some old friends, check out the fighting, if there's any left, and post all that shit on here.

So anyway, hopefully I haven't forgotten my password and if time allows it, I'll try to get on tonight!

And all of you with a blog - FUCKING UPDATE!

(excluding yours truly, of course - hehehe suckah's!)

Ciao! Wicked "Yo' momma's bringin' me BACK!" Liquids

Wham Bam and....POOF - where I be all 'dis time??!!

HOT GIRLS HOT GIRLS HOT GIRLS!!!

HAVE YOU REACHED A PORN SITE? THIS IS WICKEDLIQUIDS....OF COURSE NOT! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sup playas!

How's the land of Oz, Lineage, WoW, and all them games going?

That good huh? Anyone level 23543643543 yet? Really? Way to go!!!

You lazy-ass slob.

Anyways, yes, yours truly still exists. I'll tell ya what I been up to, but before I go there, I just wanted to let ya'll know that I've wandered through the halls of Justice and Blogging and I found that, well, most of my peeps blogs are dead. Just D-E-A-D. Even worse than mine, if that's at all possible. So where have I been and what have I been doing? *ahem* I'll get to that...

Oops, one moment please - need to do something - stare at the picture below for a moment.



Ok back.

What was the interruption? Work of course. You know, that awful four-letter word that soaks itself into most peoples veins on a daily basis while other fortunate people like Paris Hilton.....



....wallow in their agony because they have to spend 23 days in jail. Which incidentally, LA was a madhouse when that shit went down and she turned herself in.

So anyway, due to an excessive amount of drama at work, I just haven't been able to play many games - I might get in a few minutes, maybe 30 minutes, of Warrock in....



The games actually gotten better - the connection is faster, graphics are improved, more maps, more weapons...the game is fun. Granted I'm still at level 5, I'm having fun just playing a very well made, fast paced game that DOESN'T COST ME A SINGLE PENNY!

So, thus far, I've reviewed my gaming life and professional life (oh by the way, on the career level, they moved me from division after division - I'm on my 4th or 5th one, I'm not sure).

Let's keep rolling, shall we? Oops, one more second...



Wow, look at the size of.....that fan! That thing looks expensive, but must work very very well.....

Very nice fan indeed :P

Oh shit....

haha!

People come here to check this out and I keep forgetting to update it. I get so tired from work, I barely have enough time for myspace or this blogger. I do most of my posts on myspace now because I just don't game like I use too - I'd rather not sit on my ass for hours on end, but go drink and hang out instead; I'm trying to decipher which is more productive, gaming or drinking?

I'm think if I could find a way to combine them, I would be in heaven. Or at a weak-ass, ghetto LAN party haha!

Anyway, if you want my myspace address, email me and I'll send it to you; if not, dun worry, I'll post it up here later.

Ciao!

Wicked "I can't get your mom outta my head" Liquids

I don't think I can keep it.....

I love my truck, but I don't think I can keep it.

It gets a whopping 13 miles per gallon city and a whopping 14 miles per gallon highway.

I'm from Texas and I've always been a truck guy - but at the rate that I use gas, the cost of gas going up, I average around $65 per fill up - and to make it sweeter (sarcasm), several times, I have to fill up two days in a row - THAT'S how much I drive. AND to top that, I average a fill up every 3 days. That translates into about $400 to $500 in gas alone every month. That's another fucking car payment.

I've contemplating changing cars for a few weeks now, but last weekend, I filled my truck up on a Saturday, then had to fill up AGAIN on Sunday.

Stupid.

Just stupid.

I dropped $90 in two days on gas.

I LOVE MY TRUCK......but I knew I had to give it away and pick up something else.

WHAT is that "else?"

Well, I knew I needed something that wasn't going to devour gas like my precious truck, it had to look sexy, and fun to drive.

No offense to Honda or Toyota owners, but that shit won't cut it for me.

So, I did some searching, took a deep breath, and got rid of my truck.

In return, I picked up this............







Sweeet? Bet your ass.

Drives well? Of course.

Sexy? Hella sexy.

The cars great and it only cost me $39 to fill up. So I'm happy, got a good deal, and a sexy ass beast to go with it.

Aight guys, I'll hit ya'll up later (I need to learn how to use the navigation system and the XM Satellite that came with it - haha!)

Ciao! Wicked "BMW" Liquids

I read through some old Lineage blogs and I keep picturing this....

....and I repeat to myself (in my head), "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

hehehehe

Anyway, I was reading some blogs on that stinker of a game and well, what the hell.....looks so much fun! And with all the new stuff coming out, looks to be even better!

But knowing my luck, I'd re-activate my account, play 15 minutes, then become insanely bored again :( Sigh......

And freaking Warrock keeps locking up on me and booting me!!

BLAH!

My eyes are doing ok - surgery went well and I should be up to full vision in a couple of weeks. Job's being a bitch right now, so I'll let you all know how that goes.

Ok, I'm out - have fun kids!!

Ciao! Wicked "It's Sexytime!" Liquids

As Borat would say, "Whaaaaaat?"

Contrary to popular belief, no, my little blog here isn't shutting down. I've done a lot of blogposts on Myspace and inadvertently, kindasorta forgot about this one. Not to worry!!

With my new job, gaming has been fairly difficult. WOW is no longer an option to play, Lineage expired, and Warrock is so fucking laggy now, I have nothing to play and no time to play.

I did consider getting an Xbox 360 cuz I heard the WII was ghetto and the PS3 is still way too buggy.

Anyway, enough about me - what are you all up to? Hopefully good! I think I'm going to shy away from my Myspace blogs and start writing here again. Also, I'm updating my links and stuff, so I hope you all dig it :)

Ciao! Mr. Wickedliquids

Well ain't that some shit...

My stupid chat box died - oh well - I will update a little bit at a time :) So check check! :)

Not been so well this past week.....

Hey guys, what's up?

Yeah, I'll freely admit I've been neglecting this blog...AND my myspace - I log on to check messages, but that's about it.

I've had a bad week and next week won't be better till I get a serious issue resolved. Yes, I went to Vegas AGAIN this week and every time I go, I get more and more worn down - this was my 3rd trip in 40 days and I'm done with it.......

Anyway, they upgraded Warrock and it's no longer in Beta - it's live. The cool thing is, is that you can play it for free still. The extra perks, you'll need to get premium pass. It's still buggy and lags worse than before, but it's much more interactive and beautiful nonetheless.

Ok guys, I'm out. I'll hit ya'll up upater :)

Ciao! Wickedliquids

Some screen's I got from the website - fairly accurate..

Yes, the sniper mode is totally kick ass and no, you don't need to be level 2343254325 to be able to be a sniper!

Yes, you can actually fly around in airplanes and attack helicopters and tanks and all kinds of other vehicles!





This game is free - try it out!

She was 'da BOMB diggity!

Sup.

Ok, I'll give ya'll a recap.

I forgot how to play Lineage.

It's true

No, this is not poetry.

I literally have been playing Warrock so much, I forgot I even had a Lineage account.

And my Lineage account expired.

Again.

I think this is like the 4th time.

Needless to say, I won't be re-upping that shit for at least a few months - don't need to.

So here's what's been going on:

I've drank pretty much every night for the last 2 months and I'm fairly sure my liver is thanking me. I don't wake up with hang overs, but rather, I BARELY wake up to an incredible numbness. Some mornings, I wonder how I'm even able to get back to my apartment which is 30+ minutes away. I don't get sloppy drunk, but it's safe to say a solid buzz comes along pretty quick.

So that's that.

I haven't figured out how to take screen shots of Warrock, but when I do, I guarantee that you'll be the first to see it here.

Oh, and I think my funny bone is busted - can't seem to get it to function right.

But more on that later!

Ciao! Wicked J. Liquids

I'm in an immense amount of pain......

and do any of you CARE? Of course not. Should you? Absolutely. Why? CUZ I FUCKING SAID SO.

So there you have it.

Yes, I am aware there has been a delay in posting - and it's going to stay that way till I choose otherwise :P

I got back from yet ANOTHER trip from Vegas - I was at the CES show, and I'm hurting something FIERCE at the moment. Maybe it was the alcohol or the walking around - I don't know - a mix of both? Whichever, I'm sooooo faded right now, I can't even think straight. I'm borderline getting ready to fall asleep at my desk. I was considering going out tonight, but I don't think I can make it that far - hell, I nearly fell asleep driving over to Starbucks; incidentally, if you don't know me, not all the caffeine in the world can keep me awake. It may give me a few restless nights, but I've grown this immunity to caffeine. Espresso's? Pffffffftttt NOTHING to ME!

Anyway, I've been playing lots and lots of Warrock - I tried to play Lineage again, but like a bad girlfriend, I just ain't feelin' it. Of course I'll log on to click my stocking thingy, but that's about as far as I go with it.

Ok, I'll write more about the back-to-back Vegas trip, but that'll be later; I'm working on a project that might send me to New Jersey or New York later this week or early next week - I'll keep ya'll up to date on that!

Ciao! Wicked "Your mom makes me want to drink more" Liquids

Ok......ONE more post before the end of the year....

The New Year is right around the corner and I'm going to be taking off shortly for Vegas, so I wanted to do a quick post for you guys. I didn't go out drinking last night (OMG! RIGHT??!) but I still drank ^^. I stayed in and played VIDEO GAMES.....lol.....sigh....I'm such a loser...anyway, I was playing drunk and having a great time and logged onto Lineage (I was playing WarRock) and as usual, got bored, so I immediately did what I always do - I did some boss checking. I found 4 bosses, all within 20 minutes of each other (Dopple boss was one, but I didn't even bother taking a SS of that crap-hole). And yeah, all bosses solo'd.

Take a look!

Found Ice Queen. Here's her before shot....


And her After shot - best drop was the SB :)


Here's SEER's BEFORE shot...


And SEER's AFTER shot......



And just to prove that my soloing ANT QUEEN the other week wasn't a fluke, I took her on again: Ant Queen BEFORE.....


And Ant Queen AFTER.......



So with that said, yes, even before the event, I was able to solo - but with event, it's that much easier. I have to admit, having -115+ AC is awesome and I can see the advantages.

Anyway, as I said, I'm headed to Vegas for New Years. You all stay safe, don't hurt yourself or anyone, and have a great New Years!

I sincerely hope that 2007 is 100 times BETTER than 2006 for every single one of you!

Take care!

Ciao! Wicked "LOCK YOUR DOORS, I'M COMING!" Liquids

FANTASTIC FOUR - RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER!

Sup - my bro sent this link to me - thought I'd share it with ya'll!

FANTASTIC 4 - THE RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER!

Mega End of the Year Post - Alcohol, boobies, Games, Boobies, and More Alcohol! Woot woot!

Sup!!!

Fuck, this is gonna be a big big big POST! I mean SUPER big - it's so big, that it's going to be random. Also, I'm going to post a portion, if not all, of a myspace blog post, so those of you who aren't lucky enough to have access to my MySpace, will get a taste of what a blog post is like over there - actually, my goal is to seamlessly integrate that post to my mega post, so there you have it!

So, what is my post going to cover? Fucking EVERYTHING - it should be enough to hold most of you over for a week or two - or more - so bear with me. This post will have alcohol, boobies, puppies, Lineage, stupid people, more boobies, more pupplies, and more alcohol - I may just cut Lineage out altogether.

Bleh - let's roll with this shit, k? Or I'll be here fucking forever and I'd like to sleep because I'm pretty fucking buzzed at the moment.



Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - THAT'S SOME GHETTO SHIT RIGHT THERE! HAVING CYBER SEX ANYONE? HERE'S YOUR GIRL! WOW, LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE YOUR MOM......suckahs!

Shhhhh - be quiet - here's a Lineage secret for drops - just in case you were looking for some!

Was bored and wanted to check on Revenant, so I ran down to Girin 4th floor where those God-awful, annoying lava golems are. Those things hit you from a mile away and I hate them. They suck ass. Till I killed one. And he dropped the following.....


I got a Wis ammy from the very first Golem I killed. I killed four golems and out of the four, two dropped Wis ammy's. Nice huh? There you have it - one of my drop secrets. Now run your faggot asses down there and horde some shit - or send you bots. Incidentally, I'll kill your bots if I see them down there. I'm not trying to be mean, but those bots are fun to fuck with.


Puppies!! Woot! Admit it, they make you wet cuz they're so damn cute. Don't lie. Bitches.


Oh, and I got engaged....here's her pic....and all I have to say is, "Dude! Your MOM is SOOO hot - I'd hit it."


Christmas event is going on - check out my Armor Class! NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEee!!! And the worst part? I'm going to DI and I'm STILL fucking getting rocked. What the hell NC???!!! I see your stupidity will forever reign supreme!



Almost thought about adopting a dog like this - hella cute....



I love you Jaime Pressley. Sigh..............
Was doing my normal shit on Lineage - you know, going afk in the House or in Town - and of course boss checking - found this dude and called Styler - I was smart and cleared all the other mops first - which was fun - here's the before pic....


And here's the after pic - I ran out of clears and was using reds - barely kept up, but I lived!!! And he dropped SO well, it made me cry!!


But to help me stop crying, I found some more puppies!!!

Oops - those two above weren't puppy pics. But who cares right? Damn, that's some hot piece of ass.....that was sexist. I am well aware of this. And I do not care.

Thank you and have a good day!

On to Lineage!

Ok, the next two pics need a quick explanation. With the new LOA Ruleset, I knew there was going to be a few changes. Well, one of the first bosses I hit up was Ant Queen, but never got any decent screenshots. So when I hit her up, an elf and I just 2 on 1'd her and we did ok - of course I took almost all the damage.

Well, I found her again a couple of weeks later. But instead of globalling or calling my pledge, I decided to grab some clears and just TRY and take her on.........

Before.............


And AFTER..............

Yes folks, I actually SOLO'd the BITCH!! I was in awe. WTH!!! I remember Ant Queen completely fucking ROCKING me - but not this time - I used about 80 clears total (incidentally, regular clears are the most USELESS post EVER now - just sell them if you get them). I was expecting to use a few braves, but only used one brave and plenty left over (time) when she ended. I was like, "TIGHT!" I just could not believe I solo'd her - awesome! As you can see, her drops are shit as usual.

Next? Something HELLA cool - most of you asses have already seen this - but I'm linking it anyway. What is it?

July 4, 2007 - THE TRANSFORMERS LIVE ACTION MOVIE - FUCK YAH!!!!



TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE - LIVE ACTION!


And I found a pic of this - the Silver Surfer from the coming MOVIE!
You know, I actually don't want to do the Myspace thing here - sorry.

Ok kids, I gotta go drink more, do my myspace post and clean my apartment. Oh yeah, and pack cuz I'm going to Texas tomorrow for a few days.

I hope you all have a safe and wonderful Christmas - stay safe, warm, and I wish you all the best and I wish you all happiness.

Ciao! Wickedliquids licked your mom :P