stRictLy foR my NinJas *only read this post if you're a ninja-if you're not, go elsewhere plz*

Now, I'll be the first to freely admit, growing up I didn't want to be a doctor, lawyer, stripper, fireman, etc.....I wanted to be a pure ass-whooping Ninja. Period. Well, that dream never came true, but I stumbled across this page http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Here are some interesting facts about ninjas:(from the site)

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Had I known about these facts growing up, maybe I COULD have been a ninja, instead of some death knight. A ninja would have been WAY cooler.