1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Idiot.
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They obviously need a good ass kicking!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $10 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it and therefore, it can not be new.
8. When a receptionist answers the phone and says, "May I put you on hold?", and puts you on hold before you can say yes or no. If you don't give me the chance to answer then why ask!!?? Retard.
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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I wanna comment on the movie thing....YES ,Wicked, you do pay 10 dollars to stare at the floor you little girl...when its a scary movie. You have told us on this blog plenty of times that you can not handle scary movies.
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