Burger King, I place a Jihad on YOU!!!

I went to my local Burger King cuz I saw a TV commercial the other day where they were giving away Star Wars toys in their kids meal. First of all, I've yet been to a Burger King with a chick as cute as above - but that's not my point. My point being is that they were SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF??!!! I am now placing my personal Jihad on Burger King for not having any Star Wars toys in any of the kids meals. I will Jihad the hell outta Burger King for this atrocity!!! How dare they not have any Star Wars toys??!!! The INFIDELS!!! My Jihad will consist of boycotting Burger King till this Saturday when they get more in :P

PS - I'm sure the watchdogs at Homeland security will love my post as they monitor the internet anytime anyone uses the word "Jihad" or "Al Queda." Seriously. This is for you guys.

Al Queda, Al Queda, Al Queda, Al Queda, Al Queda, CHEESEBURGER!