10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines
The following truly ARE the worst pick-up lines in the world - how do I know? Cuz I've tried all 10 before and believe it or not, NONE of them fucking work -.-
1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...
4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...
5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...
8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...
9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
Ciao! Wickedy Wackers
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We had the playas challenge one night with many vodkas about who could come up with the best pick up line. The winner was De Carlos with 'You have the most beautiful eyes in the world, they sparkle like diamonds. Now that I have give you a compliment, give me head.' It didn't work in the testing faze, but De Carlos was happy with all the free drinks he scored...
ReplyDeletelmao...hahahahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteNo way!! That almost worked on you???!!! Omg hahaahaha - ok I will try it - I'll let you know if it works or not :)
ReplyDeletebut those are the BEST!! ya see, i have this sense of humor and I say those lines knowing FULL well they're bullshit and funny as hell and if the chick doesn't laugh and know that i'm joking and she takes it seriously, then i know she doesn't have a sense of humor and i wouldnt get along with her...know what i mean?
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