You see, Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigilo is one of my favorite movies of all time - I'm sure a ton of you either hate it or think it was a waste of your time - and to you, fuck off. Deuce rocks and if HE can pimp, you KNOW he's doing something right (how could anyone NOT want to go out with a woman with Tourrets, a large black she/man, a chick 3 times your size, or girls that are missing appendages? Pfffft...I'd hit it). Anyway, some scientists (go figure) in London made up a mathematical algorithm to figure out what the best way to score with women - and it's not expensive jewelry and loot, but a good wine and dine combo. Obviously these twits have never been to Los Angeles. Anyway, read on playah's~!
We spent years calculating the best odds to get laid - too bad we didn't spend that money fighting cancer - but hey, getting laid is more important, right?
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