Last post before I go - my Chapstick blew up!!! Aight, yah, I use chapstick - my lips get so chapped from kissing ass all day, right? (no it doesn't and if you read this blog, you KNOW that's not true and if you think it is, fuck you :P)
I fumble around in my pocket cuz I know I have some with me and I feel something warm and sticky just kinda mushed together in my pocket. Of course I think to myself "Hmmmm...I haven't looked at porn all day, what the fuck could this be............" Then I pull my hand out and realize it smells like rasberries (omg, I wrote PORN - wtf you monkeys think I had in there? OMG that's gross, just utterly gross. I am appalled at the notion that the readers of MY blog would EVER think something so nasty like that...shame shame shame!).
It was my chapstick!!! Walking around all day and sitting and getting up, etc, etc, had caused my chapstick, while snuggled in my pocket, to rotate the bottom twist-thingy, thereby invoking a response of the chapstick much similar to what happens to video gamers who see a super hot girl walk by - they enchant their "weapons", going from +4 to +9, know what I mean? :P
Stupid chapstick. Now I gotta do laundry. Hmmmpfff!
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