I had a short break and did something goofy (omg!). For those of you that work in an office, you guys ever get those stupid, paper-wasting faxes from companies that'll send you on a cruise or trip for only $99, or sign up for super expensive seminars for free, and crap like that? Well I sure as hell do, I got like a billion every week. So this time, in my brief break, I typed a super quick letter to The Microsoft Project and faxes it to them (it's a seminar for increasing your time and efficiency on various projects using Microsoft):
Dear Sir or Madam,
Thank you very much for sending me the fax on the upcoming Microsoft Project Seminar you are having. I found the fax very interesting, but can you help me to confirm that my business could really use your seminar? You see, I run an escort service and trying to make sure my money from these ho's is HARD. What I'm saying is, I send a bitch out to make around $700, but she only comes back with $650 - what the fuck is up with that? Do you have a spreadsheet that can help me quantify shit like this so I can keep better track? And what if I send a ho out to turn a trick, but all she says is "where my crack?" How do I do business like that? How a man like me gonna make money with dumbshits like this? If I say to one of my ho's, "Bitch, that dude only paying for a blowjob, and you do the cootchie dance??!!! Bitch bettah have my monies!" You got a 'puter progam that can fix this shit? Any help to keep control of these ho's would help. Thanks! XXXX
Dun believe me? Fax them one yourself: 913-432-4930
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