Haha! BUSTED!

Picture this: A mom wants to be cool for her high school son so she has parties and lets the boys do her, all the while she's providing drugs and alcohol to the kids. JEESH!!! What is up with these older women hitting the young boys lately?? You know what they did in Rome back in the day is my current philosophy; Roman soldiers that were caught stealing food were not severely punished for stealing food - they were severely punished for getting caught. Yo, you wanna hit up a 14-17 year old? THEN DON'T FUCKING GET CAUGHT CUZ YOU'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME. But hey, at least you got some, right? :P

Mom Pleades Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties