DO YOU SEE THIS HOTNESS??!!!!

Take a GOOD look boys - I SAID LOOK, NOT TOUCH!!! muwhahahaha - see that absolute BABE above? That's the famous Lindsey from Myah and Carrie2's blog (I'll link it shortly). This tall glass of sexiness has been a super good friend for a long time and she's as sweet as can be (granted she abruptly stopped calling me which I assume is to due to the the one-eyed boogeyman and the obsessive super-cop that has her on her toes - how can I, the famous Wicked, compete with those two? Sigh.......)(WTF am I talking about? Imma PIMP - bring those two bitches on!!!) Ok, oops, I swayed a bit there! Lindsey, as you can see from the pic above, is just stunningly gorgeous - she has a rare, natural beauty - doesn't need a ton of makeup - just her smile and she'll make your heart melt. Lindsey is so damn sweet, she not ONLY makes your toothache, but you're gonna have to go to the dentist cuz yer gonna end up with a few cavities too - yummy yum!!! She can come with the sarcasm pretty heavily, but that's shearly intentional - a test - cuz if you can't handle her sarcasm, then you won't be handling HER anytime soon(you wimps who couldn't handle her and crawled underneath the sheets while in the fetal position and cried yourself to sleep, you bitches know who you are). Ok guys, I don't normally like to SHARE, but this ONE time I will (and ONLY this one time mutherfuckers - that fine ass is MINE - well, not really I don't think, but it's fun to pretend I guess :P ) - ***warning, I heard her blog has porn in it, but I'm not too sure, so please go ONLY if you are OVER 18***
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go.....uh.... comb my hair for five minutes. Make that 2 minutes.

Lindsey and Carrie's...(take a deep breath) Pseudo Porn o Rama of Boobies And An Excessive Number of Quizzes And Constant Title Changes But Still Hella Fine Pieces Of Ass That I Would Totally Hit If I Had The Chance And I like Cheese Blog (I threw in the Cheese part for me)

Love ya Lindsey! Be good babe! And Sunshine Bear!!!!! :P

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