Ignorance=Gold

I always have to laugh at these older folks that attack violent video games, movies, or music because if you look at them closely enough, they're buyin' that at their local Media Play. They just need a reason to complain or make money. Speaking of which, a grandmother is suing Rockstar Games because they're making a more sexually explicit Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas without changing the rating, apparently. Boy, she's got her granny panties all up in a bunch over this one. Damn it, she wants that rating changed from M (Mature/17 and up) to AO (Adults Only/18 and up), and it's gonna be hell or highwater, as far as she's concerned.

However, she bought the game (the original version) for her fourteen-year old grandson knowing it was rated M for Mature. And if you guys buy video games or have ever seen the cover of a video game, it lets you know what ages it's for right on the cover. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt (even though no one can be that stupid) and assume she just missed the rating. The title of the game alone should be a hint that it's violent. Grandma finds out it's violent later on, but that's alright. As soon as they release a version that's slightly more sexually explicit, she's throwin' fists in the air and huffing like the curmudgeon she is.

If you happen to point out eighty-five-year old Florence Cohen in New York, be sure to give that gold digger a swift kick in the ass.