So, you want to be part of my Ninja gang and go whoop some NC butt huh?

I meant to make this post last week, but I didn't feel like it, so there! See that? I just ninja'd all of you! See how smooth and effortless that was? That's a sign of a ninja, suckah's!! Now, let's get this straight - as the sign implies, you can't be a ninja, or it's illegal to be a ninja, from 2 am to 5 am - just so we get that part straight.

Anyway, the whole point of the Ninja Gang is go to and gank NC Austin for being little freaking dweebs and not having the balls to fix shit - cuz they must wait on their masters/superiors from across the way. Wut-eva. So I'm recruting Ninja's to bring the pain on them. Here are the requirements for being part of this gang, it's very important and if you can't meet the criteria, then you're out:

Rule #1: Must look good with a mask on.

That's all. Other than that, you don't need to be able to scale walls, or throw a ninja star accurately or even hide that all well. Just look good wearing a mask. ok? Once inside NC Austins office, we'll loot everything - the staplers, copiers, Kyzah's donut seat that she sits on, and Capstrum's enema stash in his desk - all of this WILL be taken and they will suffer sorely for their misbehavior.

If you want to be in my gang, then leave a comment in the second box with "Fuck yah!" which should read "-bleep- yah!"

Then wait for further instructions. Ninja's UNITE!

Ciao! Wicked "Seriously needs to get laid now" Liquidz