Your Desperation is Wearing A Bit Thin

Now this is absolute will power: A guy in Jensen Beach, Florida is in jail for attempting to murder his wife by pointing a gun at her and threatening to kill her. Well, while he's been in jail, he's been doing some true thinking...My wife has to die. So what does he do? He asks an undercover detective posing as a hitman to go and kill his wife in exchange for $10,000 and a car. So, of course, his ass got in trouble again, so he was charged with solicitation of murder.

Did that stop him? Of course not. You know there has to be more to this story...

Last month, he again asked an undercover detective (of course, posing as a hitman once again) to kill his wife for the previously-mentioned $10,000 and a car, so where does that land him...again? That's right. Another charge of soliciation of murder. So now, the folks at this lockup were getting a little tired of this, so they pulled a prank on him by showing a picture of his wife lying in a pool of fake blood.

His wife must be in solitary confinement after all this. Psycho...